Storyteller for the PA House Democrats and a die-hard Philly sports fan. Insert lame disclaimer here

Mechanicsburg, PA
Joined April 2009
The best possible joke has been made.
When your graphic designer was rejected by his dream art school.
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Now on display at the Steven F. Udvar-Hazy Center: A Lockheed F-117A Nighthawk The F-117 is the world’s first true operational stealth combat aircraft. The Museum's F-117 was restored for display by Lockheed Martin Skunk Works, which included demilitarizing the aircraft and restoring it to its final operational appearance.
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BUSINESS HANDLED.
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Help us Le-Bron Kenobi, you’re our only hope.
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Bob Caton retweeted
The Eagles…
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1. Jalen Hurts is a superhero 2. Eagles need to fire the medical staff who put him on a plane AND on the field.
#Eagles QB Jalen Hurts, who is out for the season after several blood clots were revealed in his lungs, has been undergoing tests for days. Before the London game, Hurts was in the hospital until 4 am and did not sleep because sleep was a risk. He played without having slept.
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Even WIP would reject this take
Tanner McKee-DeVonta Smith connection sizzles as Jalen Hurts sits and hopes he keeps his job ebx.sh/aFBG7M
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These were supposed to be for Christmas, but my wife correctly decided I need them now. #FlyEaglesFly #GoBirds #EverybodyHurts
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Aw, man. Almost four hours old? All the good jokes were long since taken.
Happy Opener, South Dakota! Foster and I wish you good luck in the field! Pheasant hunting is part of who we are, and it’s a tradition worth passing on to our kids and grandkids. As Governor, I partnered with landowners to start the Second Century Initiative, helping turn marginal land into wildlife habitat so the next generation can enjoy the same hunting traditions we grew up with.
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Any more and we’ll run out of internet to post it.
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Records are made to be broken. But I take no pleasure in other people's pain.
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At this point Swoop should come out Sunday in a walking boot, arm sling, and neck brace.
45 % of the Eagles 53 man roster is on the injury report. Its week 6. #Eagles
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Who’s left??
Wednesday’s Injury Report #CARvsPHI
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this woman was created in a lab to give the maid of honour speech at the wedding of a couple named Jaxson and Brayleigh who met at a college football tailgate party
trump's new press secretary is mumbling through a chatgpt generated speech on stage rn
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Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there
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Bob Caton retweeted
The NFC East had: 2 teams play one another A team that lead while kicking off with 8 seconds left A team that played an 0-4 team And won 0 games this week!
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Bob Caton retweeted
The NFC East winning 0 games on a week in which two teams played each other feels like a pretty good encapsulation of the division at the moment
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