@Blakeflyans

zombie 🧟

Joined June 2026
3 days in hell or McDonald’s drive through during the day
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If you ever think you did something too much you probably did it the perfect amount
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Florida bout to be lit asf bro pcb here I come
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Ong I hate stories bout who you’ve been with
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She said she love the slit in my supreme boxers
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Imagine catching your girl cheating and the dude beat you up
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How we in the same class in college but when you’re 18 ima be 20
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Whenever I’m texting and I don’t want someone to know it’s me I say you all instead of yall because I always say yall #choosintexas
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I want my blank black hoodie back so fucking bad
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How I felt when I had to do it twice at Kroger in a week
why do they keep making me retake the sexual harassment training at work i already know how to do all of this
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blake flyans retweeted
why do they keep making me retake the sexual harassment training at work i already know how to do all of this
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If I came on her birth control patch does it absorb it like a black hole or what
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The day I’m slide 7 in my girls dump is the day she gets switched down
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7th slide it could be worse king keep your head high #lank #shrink #thot
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He dropped a bar you werent ready for. Think about it more
THIS NIGGA DUMBER THAN A BOX OF ROCKS
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You can hear how young Abel is in house of balloons I love it
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She said she’d never do anal and I had to act like I wouldn’t atleast try it
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Got referred to as a cracking machine yesterday, gosh I fucking wish
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blake flyans retweeted
Are you a titty sucker or pussy eater?
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