@rootemperature
Joined June 2014
this is who ur being mean to btw
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/gamemode creative /kill @[allfoids]
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me trying to show a man i’m wife material: aw geez rick
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ur just so pretty boy i’m paranoid i made u up
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Blessed cause only 421 people out of the 8 billion on this planet can say they’ve had my girl
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this should have been her ggez 💔
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im combining like 3 jokes here i hope someone connects with this
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why do they keep making me retake the sexual harassment training at work i already know how to do all of this
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ever since i was a young girl i dreamed of having a long distance low commitment esituationship
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they gotta invent things to aspire to
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If you have Chlamydia please get a Cybersigilism tattoo like the rest
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my hoe going? ok text me when u get there 😄
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In 3 days he will begin to bald.
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roo retweeted
but as absolutely fucked as it all is, i refuse to just say its fine that watching someone play a game can fund warfare. if you need a rec, i’ll be using my view instead for humzh’s upcoming subathon donating directly to food relief in yemen nitter.cf/humzhlol/status/210115…
Haven’t done a subathon in over 5 years… yall asked for it and yall gon get it, TUNE IN NEXT WEEK 😤😤 check out the website for all the info
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this is true i’ve been late every single day for 2 years
They’ll kill me for saying this but if you’re good enough at your job you can roll in a few minutes late with an iced coffee on a regular basis and no one says shit about it
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If you are on a loss streak it’s because you are impure of heart and did something to deserve it
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im emotionally unavailable right now unless someone really attractive asks
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bald son or goated daughter.
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