EXTENDED DR. ALEX RANT Megan: "Alex didn't play it safe". WRONG. The only reason Alex is still on #LoveIsland is that he played it safe. Otherwise he would have gone for what he really wanted (Megan) and risked being dumped MUCH earlier (like Glasses Alex & Dean did). 1/8

#LoveIsland Has Megan joined a nunnery and taken a vow of silence for the last three days? ...keep it up

Alexandra: "I don't want to be an option for Alex" Also Alexandra: "Can't wait to be an option for Paul" #LoveIsland

How did Georgia do the loyallest thing she's done so far on #LoveIsland without using the word 'loyal'?

when your favourite biscuit is missing from the tray vs. when you remember that there's a bottom tray that you can rob it from before the top tray is emptied and no-one will be the wiser #LoveIsland

#LoveIsland Georgia: "Carpentry = making carpets" Also Georgia: "I'm loyal, but I'm dating around"

#LoveIsland Paul and Georgia (2018, colourised)

Tin Loyal #Loveisland

#Loveisland Something tells me that Georgia is loyal. And that something is Georgia

#LoveIsland Georgia = Rainbow Dash - loud - tomboy - immature - element of loyalty

It turns out Alexandra got further with Megan than Alex did #loveisland

Wes: *furiously stomps on orphans' toes with hobnail boots* Wes: "If their toes are strong enough they won't break" #loveisland

The Latin tinge in Laura's accent is quite cute #LoveIsland

#LoveIsland Could they at least get new islanders with different names? 2 Joshes and 2 Lauras? After 3 Charlies, 2 Jacks, 2 Alexes and 2 Ellies...

Fingers crossed Laura will crack on with Charlie. If W£s's £1000 date pricked her ears up, she'd surely go for an heir to a billionaire! And IMAGINE the fallout with Ellie after she took Laura's side in Georgiagate! Succulent and priceless... #LoveIsland

Adam vs. Eyal is basically modern medicine vs. homeopathy #LoveIsland

The canonisation of "Bitcoin experts" seems pretty premature in my estimation. #hype #stayimmune #freethinkersunite