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...and it probably arose out of boiled-over self-frustration and shame over the pathetic, abject cowardice he exhibited during the rest of his time on #LoveIsland. As Fiat 500 would say: Dr. Alex is cancelled, drag him, get in the bin, burn to a crisp, go home, k bye hun xxx, 8/8

Shitty as it was, Dr. Alex's dismissal of Alexandra was probably the most admirable thing he ever did on #LoveIsland- a truly sobering thought. In that sense only could it be argued that he did anything other than play it safe... 7/8

Getting plastic surgery isn't a crime, but... fascinating that the only thing Alex liked about Megan was her surgery-enhanced appearance, as if he's too immature to deal with real women with flaws, needs and feelings. Only flawless Ferrari bimbos for Dr. Alex. #loveisland 6/8

Even after his date with Megan, not ONCE could Dr. Alex name anything he liked about her apart from her appearance. God forbid he probe her for actual personality and puncture the idealised version of her he'd mentally created. #loveisland 5/8

Poorly-concealed Adam-envy begat the "smoulder" shtick. Alex didn't even have enough balls to chase "almost-Megans" properly. Is it any wonder that he was emasculated by a tree-humper in the Megan race? And his infatuation with Megan was hardly substantive either. #LoveIsland 4/8

Remind me again, did Dr. Alex a) openly compete with New Jack for New Laura's affection and risk being dumped from #LoveIsland? or b) goad Old Laura into steering Paul away from his safety net (Alexandra) so that he could slither back to her? He had no right to mock Adam! 3/8

No; much safer to go for girls that vaguely approximated Megan in appearance (Grace, New Laura) at the expense of girls that genuinely (?!) liked him (Charlie, Alexandra). And in New Laura's case, "go for" gives Dr. Alex way too much credit. #LoveIsland 2/8

EXTENDED DR. ALEX RANT Megan: "Alex didn't play it safe". WRONG. The only reason Alex is still on #LoveIsland is that he played it safe. Otherwise he would have gone for what he really wanted (Megan) and risked being dumped MUCH earlier (like Glasses Alex & Dean did). 1/8

Talk about throwing in the towel with Alexandra #LoveIsland

...and it probably arose out of boiled-over self-frustration and shame over the pathetic, abject cowardice he exhibited during the rest of his time on #LoveIsland. As Fiat 500 would say: Dr. Alex is cancelled, drag him, get in the bin, burn to a crisp, go home, k bye hun xxx, 8/8