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@BitOfASchmuck

This place doesn't give you a choice. You either burn alive or you never existed at all.╭──╯.♖.╰──╮ ❝𝘼…𝙖 𝙙𝙖𝙩𝙚?❞@unbiasedacuity. ࿐•-PARODY-•࿐ #LostLucien

 ☠︎MV-Not Angie Harmon-MDNI.☠︎
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♖ Dominique Carisi. 𝘍𝘦𝘮𝘢𝘭𝘦 𝘗𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘺𝘢𝘭. 𝘚𝘩𝘪𝘱𝘴 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘮. 𝘈𝘯𝘺 𝘦𝘳𝘢. ⥊︺⥋ 𝘚𝘦𝘦𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘣𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳 & 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘺𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴. 21+ 𝘔𝘢𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘴. ⠀↻ & ♡ •Appreciated•
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Carisi swallowed deeply as she wrapped her hand around Olivia’s office door handle, turning it slowly. Her heart was racing, and her mind was running at a million miles a minute. “Olivia, can we talk?” She said quietly as she opened the door. @unbiasedacuity
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Gag me? That’s rude.
Cαptαın Benson. •Parody• (@unbiasedacuity) profile pictureCαptαın Benson. •Parody•@unbiasedacuity19 Jun 2024
Can still be a quiet weekend, baby. We’ll just have to gag you.
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Well… so much for a quiet weekend.
Cαptαın Benson. •Parody• (@unbiasedacuity) profile pictureCαptαın Benson. •Parody•@unbiasedacuity6 Dec 2023
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❝There a million ways to kill someone that leaves them able to walk away❞ 𝖶𝗋𝗂𝗍𝖾𝗋 𝖳𝖺𝗀: #ArticulaɫℯGℯm 𝖫𝗂𝗍⎥𝖣𝖾𝗌𝖼𝗋𝗂𝗉𝗍𝗂𝗏𝖾⎥𝖤𝗑𝗉𝖾𝗋𝗂𝖾𝗇𝖼𝖾𝖽 𝖲𝗁𝗂𝗉𝗌 𝗐/ 𝖼𝗁𝖾𝗆𝗂𝗌𝗍𝗋𝗒 𝖱𝖾𝗍𝗐𝖾𝖾𝗍 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖥𝗈𝗅𝗅𝗈𝗐
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Dominick Carisi Jr. (Parody)@lawyerwayx15 Apr 2024
-Dominick Carisi Jr. -ADA. -Not new to Law and Order SVU fandom. -21+ -Literate and Descriptive. -Ships with Amanda Rollins. -RT? video credit: veniceb7tch on TikTok.
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ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ 𝑩enson (@THEGOODBENSON) profile picture
ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ 𝑩enson@THEGOODBENSON28 May 2024
ᅠ ᅠᅠ 𝐎𝐋𝐈𝐕𝐈𝐀 𝐌. 𝐁𝐄𝐍𝐒𝐎𝐍 ᅠᅠ captain and mom to one. ᅠᅠ ships with stabler. ᅠ ᅠ
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Pinned Storyline’s below/attached, so I don’t lose ‘em.
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Main storyline with Olivia Benson: @unbiasedacuity.
Carisi ﹋﹋ parody ☠︎ (@BitOfASchmuck) profile pictureCarisi ﹋﹋ parody ☠︎@BitOfASchmuck2 Mar 2023
Sitting down wasn’t something that Carisi was a particular fan of, she preferred to stand. But if the Captain said sit, she sat. Particularly when she heard that tone, a tone that she found rather disconcerting. “Sure, Cap.” she nodded and sat down opposite the captain.
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Emily Prentiss ⟹parody.@M0mmyPrentiss26 Nov 2023
𝓘'𝓶 𝓳𝓾𝓼𝓽 𝓪𝓷 𝓪𝔀𝓴𝔀𝓪𝓻𝓭 𝓯𝓸𝓾𝓵-𝓶𝓸𝓾𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓭 𝓼𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓪𝓼𝓽𝓲𝓬 𝓯𝓾𝓬𝓴𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓭𝓮𝓵𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽. FBI Section Chief, Agent, BAU. > Canon/AU. Pansexual. Ships w/chem. < > Mirrored replies. MDNI, 18+ account. < >>Music: Royalty Free.
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“Uh, she did what?” Carisi attempted to be quiet in her reaction to what Olivia had just told her. “Li… Captain, that’s. Wow. Uh. That’s a lot to take in, unexpected too.” @unbiasedacuity
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Detective Amanda Rollins || 𝟐𝟏+ || 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐎𝐃𝐘 || 𝐋𝐚𝐰&𝐎𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐑𝐏 || 𝐓𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐠𝐞𝐫 𝐖𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 || 𝐰𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐧 𝐛𝐲 𝐑𝐞𝐝𝐄𝐜𝐡𝐨 ♡ || ⟳
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Calina✨@agreatergoode21 Nov 2021
🔸️ Calina Adorra Goode 🔸️ "And I'm feelin'...Goode." ¤ Underappreciated twin sister of Cordelia ¤ Black sheep of the family ¤ 18+ mature themes ¤ Ships with strong chemistry ¤ Not new to RP 🔃 + ♡ TO SHARE!
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𝓛𝓲𝓿@steadfastcapt24 May 2023
𝙉𝙚𝙬 📌 𝘾𝙖𝙥𝙩𝙖𝙞𝙣 𝙊𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙞𝙖 𝘽𝙚𝙣𝙨𝙤𝙣 “𝙃𝙤𝙬𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧, 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙨𝙚𝙚 𝙝𝙤𝙬 𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙩𝙡𝙚𝙨𝙨 𝙄 𝙘𝙖𝙣 𝙗𝙚 𝙞𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙘𝙤𝙣𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣 𝙘𝙤𝙣𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣 𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙨 𝙗𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙩𝙤 𝙝𝙖𝙪𝙣𝙩 𝙢𝙚.”
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“You sure? I mean, you don’t look entirely certain Amanda.” Carisi pulled her best serious face, knowing full well she was irritating the other woman.
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Unhinged AO3 tags🪦🕊️ (@unhingedA03) profile pictureUnhinged AO3 tags🪦🕊️@unhingedA0316 May 2023
not abandoned im just a slow bitch
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𝔢𝔩𝔩𝔦𝔬𝔱. (@prodigclsonx) profile picture
𝔢𝔩𝔩𝔦𝔬𝔱.@prodigclsonx14 May 2023
𝔈𝔩𝔩𝔦𝔬𝔱 𝔍𝔬𝔰𝔢𝔭𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔞𝔟𝔩𝔢𝔯 Current detective for the Organized Crime Control Bureau for the NYPD. Former detective for the Manhattan SVU. Father. Haunted by his demons. Crossover Friendly. MDNI. Ships with chemistry, but Olivia preferred.
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ㅤ D͟I͟A͟N͟A͟ ‘ 𝘭𝘢𝘥𝘺 𝘥𝘪 ’ T͟A͟V͟E͟R͟N͟E͟R ⿻. unshakeable.xn--6ii untouchable.xn--6ii 𝗨 𝗡 𝗙 𝗨 𝗖 𝗞 𝗪 𝗜 𝗧 𝗛 𝗔 𝗕 𝗟 𝗘. ㅤ
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Just curious huh? Well, to answer your question, yeah a couple’ve times. Definitely prefer them over foursomes, too many elbows.
𝐎𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐚 𝐁𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐨𝐧 {Parody} (@OfAnEliteSquad) profile picture𝐎𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐚 𝐁𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐨𝐧 {Parody}@OfAnEliteSquad7 May 2023
What? I was just curious…
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