Former public relations & current digital content at a small Michigan college. Ex editor, @RealClearPolicy. Opinions my own. Sorry! Social media was a mistake.

Michigan, USA
Joined June 2009
I don’t get to write often enough & I’m very proud of this extremely personal piece in @amconmag. It’s about motorcycles, mayhem, and my relationship with my dad. theamericanconservative.com/…
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Oh, man, I love the “Bird Hands Jam Band,” I saw them open for the Stones in ‘68.
This is what democracy looks like!
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My parents had this very model when I was a kid. I can still hear the click.
Someone is selling this on FB Marketplace, and look at this lineup!
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This is a powerful metaphor for… something or other.
「ヤシガニってクルミ割り器として使えるのでは?」と思って試してみたんですが
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So did I but I don’t see anybody handing me the keys to fame.
Lana Del Rey studied metaphysics at Fordham University.
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*Before I get fact checked by someone, I actually studied political science.
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“Feel the rhythm. Feel the rhyme. Get on up, it’s pushcart time!”
A poem by Anne Carson, who was awarded the 2026 Nobel Prize in Literature. Read it in full: newyorker.com/magazine/2001/…
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Wishing the Boston Red Sox continuing financial success for years to come.
NEW: It's now more lucrative to have a losing sports team than a championship team. We examined the Boston Red Sox to see how private equity and cost cutting invaded sports. In this era, teams want to sell good players for profit more than they want to have a good season.
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If I could write songs, I’d write one called “The Ballad of Jack and Sally and Cookie Monster Pajama Pants at Walmart at Two AM.”
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For context on this one, it’s part of an exhibit at the Museum of the American Revolution about the Declaration of Independence.
Merciless Cleveland Guardians.
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Merciless Cleveland Guardians.
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Currently working on my autobiography, “And Don’t Your Dare Put Green Onions on my Serving of Hotel Breakfast Buffet Eggs: The Bill Zeiser Story.”
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First it was whales and bears. Now it’s clams?
The FDA has announced a recall of clams due to possible contamination with hepatitis A.
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Would.
A fan-made menu hack called the "Cookie McDouble" is going viral. A Double Cheeseburger (no mustard, ketchup or onions - and hopefully no pickles) with a chocolate chip cookie below the two beef patties. Someone called it a "masterpiece" after eating it. Trying one tomorrow.
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Jet black Benz, plenty of friends…
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The most unsettling thing is what it does to your facial features. It looks like me… but not. Also, I am a Yankees fan.
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Put your photo in ChatGPT and say Based only on this photo, put me on the TV show that I look like I belong on and generate an image. Zero surprise here 😂
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If “Don’t Stop Believing” was about nautical adventures, it would be like I step inside the pirate’s tomb. It smells of rum and gold doubloons. 🏴‍☠️
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These Resilia commercials are high art. Protect AI slop at all costs.
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Become the guy in the 300 whose outer condition in the film mirrors his inner moral bankruptcy or you are doing bad praxis.
🚨 “The More Dysgenic, the Better”: Beatrice Adler-Bolton Says the Left Must Give Up the “Fantasy of Being Fitter Than the Fascists” At Socialism 2026, Adler-Bolton argues that “fitness is a measure of relative disposability under capitalism” and says the goal should not be to become “more useful to the ruling order.” She says the left should not try to beat fascists “at their own game” by becoming “fitter, more eugenic.” “In fact, the more dysgenic, the better, I think.” She closes by arguing that revolution is not “a contest between optimized and properly prepared bodies” and that the very idea is itself fascist.
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Also this episode of South Park where normal people contort and say “ahhhh the rune stone” in a gravely voice. Very serious praxis.
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What is this man wearing today? We consulted AI to find out.
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Spotted in a hotel in Detroit. Was this guy traveling with this shirt at all times just in case?
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