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Women get SO HORNY when you talk to them about your fantasy football team. Trust me.
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The audio on Wentworth cellphone videos always hits different. Sound just dances through those trees.
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The fuck
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Gabriel Moreno Blue Jays prospect just hit a ball 111 mph and it almost went THROUGH the wall @Starting9
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Children's hospitals: "We do puberty blockers and genital surgeries for children."
Journos: "Yasss! Gender-affirming care!" 🎉
Conservatives: "They do puberty blockers and genital surgeries for children."
Journos: "Wow, that's targeted harassment and stochastic terrorism!" 😡
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Can someone explain to me like I am 2 years old why I keep seeing British people like @piersmorgan and Justin Trudeau complaining about the “heat” in the UK? It’s only 40 degrees there. It’s 90 here.
Really tells you all need to know about why the Redcoats collapsed in 1776.
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“Couldn’t be happier about my position as the parrot-Vizier to the Grand Sultan Jafar. You’ve asked me the same question three times. Hail Jafar.”
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Not to look in the rear view mirror but this is an incredibly hilarious answer in retrospect
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Going to be a great week for sports in Boston. I have two tickets to the @usopengolf, tickets to the @RedSox game and this signed bag for one lucky Boston fan. Retweet to win.
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21st PGA Tour win for Rory – “one more than someone else,” he said.
Greg Norman.
“That gave me a little bit of extra incentive today.”
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Replying to @AlanShipnuck
"Ahhh yes..Mr. Shipnuck. Right this way, right this way."























