Will follow if you tweet funny. I talk about golf a lot. I also write about and play golf quite a lot. Low round is 74 nbd. Follow if you like the stuff I say.

Indianapolis, IN
Joined February 2021
Twitter: Where people go to show the world the very worst side of themselves!
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If you're observant, in this video you can cearly see the very essence of what makes golf so awesome.
A nine-year-old Melburnian has achieved a remarkable feat, hitting a hole-in-one at the Northcote Public Golf Course over the weekend. ⛳ #9News
Hey, internet! Why aren't there already 1,000 GIFs of Bryson walking into that rope!?
Pay attention folks. Reading is still dope.
Heart melting moment in bookshop today as little kid paid for their books in lots of pound coins slowly and carefully counted on to the counter Me: Is this from your piggy bank? Little kid: Yes. I got a pound for every book I read in the holidays. Bravo parents 💪🏻
Just want to be clear that I have no opinion on the #DeSantisHumanTrafficker scandal. Mostly because I know its none of my fucking business and if you dont live in FL or Marthas Vinyard its none of yours either. Worry about what you can control.
Imagine being a patriots fan, coming out of THAT ass whooping, only to find your car a smoldering pile of melted dashboard and pleather.... rough day. Hope they enjoyed their burgers lmao.
A fire broke out as a result of an unattended grill No one was hurt or injured as a result 🙏 (via @LakersCanes305) xitter.cf/BleacherReport/status/…
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Pastor: "God, keep me humble." God: "My pleasure."
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The mullet is worse than the score
Where's your crown, peasants?
"The servant must clear my desk for me. I can't be expected to move things." xitter.cf/sketchaganda/status/15…
Yo, tomorrow 9/11 will be old enough to have a beer! Wild. #neverforget
Me when I try to bet on sports
How tf did Little Ceasars afford Matt Stafford?!
Tuna shaming is one of the worst kinds of shaming.
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Oh nuttin. Just watching a holocaust doc while I do my fantasy draft. Yup! Those ARE human skin lampshades!
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Women get SO HORNY when you talk to them about your fantasy football team. Trust me.
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The audio on Wentworth cellphone videos always hits different. Sound just dances through those trees.
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Deleting @Twitter Just not worth it anymore
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The fuck
Gabriel Moreno Blue Jays prospect just hit a ball 111 mph and it almost went THROUGH the wall @Starting9
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Children's hospitals: "We do puberty blockers and genital surgeries for children." Journos: "Yasss! Gender-affirming care!" 🎉 Conservatives: "They do puberty blockers and genital surgeries for children." Journos: "Wow, that's targeted harassment and stochastic terrorism!" 😡
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