AEA Stage Manager: Theatre, Opera, Music, Events. Nerd, Gaymer, Sci-Fi fan. Tax prep. ISTJ, heavy on the J. Weird obsession w/ license plates. đŸłïžâ€đŸŒˆđŸŽźđŸ––

Columbia, MD
Joined April 2009
"I tell the actors what to do. Well, I tell them WHEN to do it anyway." #ExplainSMing
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I am so thankful I invested in my own personal comm headset.
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This is by far one of the coolest maps of any game I've ever played I know this place like it's my home
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Me with Actors. (I'm the teacher in this scenario)
I think of email as an advanced form of physical mail, but my students think of it as an archaic form of texting. This difference causes a lot of miscommunication.
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Why does Apple think "natural scrolling" is the opposite direction to that which 99.9% of the world's population thinks is natural?
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Someone once told me that fear of heights is not really the fear of falling but the fear that the irrational urge to throw yourself over the edge will become irresistible. True in my experience
Man crawls through his phobia of heights to get a view of the Atlantic Ocean from the edge of a cliff. 😅
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"Ok, take it from 'I'm not ready' when you're ready." The look of confusion I got from the actor was a fantastic way to close out a tech weekend.
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Best plural forms ranked: 1) internal (tours de force, culs-de-sac) 2) ending in -i (magi) 3) is to es (oases) 4) suppletive (people) 5) vowel changes (geese) 6) f to ves (thieves) 7) adding en (oxen) 8) no change (moose) 9) adding es, ies (boxes, babies) 10) adding s
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are y'all excited about the new pokemon games
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BenSM retweeted
One of the funniest things I’ve ever seen. The way it’s gunning it with the cartoonish posture, the skeddadle backward like it slipped on a banana peel then the explosion. Could watch this happen for hours
WATCH: A humanoid robot training for the “Robot Olympics” in Beijing runs too fast, fails to stop, slams into a safety cushion, and breaks at the waist
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LITERALLY WHY WOULD YOU EVER WANT TO BOTTOM JUSTIFY TEXT IN A CELL IN A TABLE. – at Fulton, MD
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My first Zelda game! And my third or fourth game overall. I'm playing the remake right now and every since inch of this place is burned into my memory – at Fulton, MD
En este mapa me enamoré de los videojuegos.
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BenSM retweeted
i can’t believe someone solved recipe design decades ago and everyone just decided to ignore it
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This here is awesome Credit to Rémy Ferreira on FB for this facebook.com/remy.ferreira.7 #savestargate
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The Taco Bell finger pointing is a psyop to redirect attention from the real culprit, the deregulation and lack of oversight in our food supply. pass it along and live mĂĄs comrade
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If we nominate Trump, we will get destroyed.......and we will deserve it.
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*10 minutes or so into the show* "Guys I forgot to start a stopwatch. I need them to go back to the top" #SMfails – at Olney, MD
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W Nacho? I mean I do love nachos...
tastatur von mÀnnern nach 00:00 uhr
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I spent about 6 total months as a foster parent, 4 boys across 3 placements (plus one kid who stayed for one night). One of those placements was looking like an adoption situation and my then-partner and I decided we were going to go for it. Then, within a week... (1/3) – at Glenelg, MD
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...of that conversation a family member came out of the woodwork and he was gone. It is wild to me to look back now and imagine what life would be like if that adoption had gone forward. I wouldn't have my present life, that's for absolute sure. But is that good or bad? (2/3) – at Glenelg, MD
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I think the hardest thing about having Fostering as a part of my backstory is wondering how these people you poured even a few weeks of your love and care into are doing. I will never know and I have to live with that. Happy Fathers' Day to the ones who stuck it out. (3/3) – at Glenelg, MD
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