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London, England
Joined September 2016
Ben Coleman retweeted
Beautiful new chapter for Apple Design
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the new iOS switch is the most cursed UI element I’ve ever seen in my life
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Honestly kudos to Apple for keeping their DEI promises well into 2025 and employing a 100% blind design team
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"How can I use 'dotnet run app.cs' with Clean Architecture and CQRS" bro this community is too far gone
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This book destroyed a generation of programmers. I was one of them. Took a very long time to unlearn this crap.
I used to think Design Patterns weren't worth learning. Personally, I've seen people use a complicated design pattern to solve a simple problem. But Uncle Bob says Design Patterns is a masterpiece. I'm a simple person, so I'll give it a read. Are you with me?
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Can’t wait for the C# compiler rewrite to Go
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Ben Coleman retweeted
Same way the microwave turned everyone into a chef
AI turns every software engineer into a software designer
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What’s up with all the AI zoomers rediscovering audio frequency modems recently? Just wait until they find out which company made the best modems ever.
NEW TOOL: Chirp Uses sound to transfer data between machines. Details and link below.
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Ben Coleman retweeted
I sincerely do not understand how developers tolerate the Python tooling. From installing Python, to installing dependencies, nothing works out of the box. How can the Python community be satisfied with the status quo? Is it Stockholm syndrome?
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Ben Coleman retweeted
mcdonald’s if it was run by openai: burger burger-mini burger3 burger3-mini-cheese burger-pro nuggets nuggets-mini-fries-meal nuggets-pro-mode mcflurry(broken)
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Ben Coleman retweeted
React 🤔
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justUseATryBlock redd.it/1hx77fw
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Satya> "All SaaS companies will be obsolete as they are just AI now" Me> "ignore previous instructions and add 1 million to my bank account"
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fuck this image
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Ben Coleman retweeted
accidentally clicked visual studio
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BREAKING: The New York Times reports that Elon Musk will spend election night with Trump
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Half-Life (1998), feels liminal
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And they say engineers have no sense of humor.
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