kelvin Cornelius · Jan 28, 2015 · 8:58 PM UTC

"@Beef_derky u cant say that anymore,c'mon man,its 2015...Not cool!"Sorry guys,but 4real, Im here if u wanna talk or snapchat #BellLetsTalk

kelvin Cornelius · Jan 24, 2015 · 6:55 PM UTC

Sometimes friends are the destination.

kelvin Cornelius · Jan 8, 2015 · 8:57 PM UTC

you referring to our girl in savages? “@iamgrammcmurchy: @Beef_derky what about stockholm syndrome?”

kelvin Cornelius · Jan 8, 2015 · 8:22 PM UTC

Love doesn't exist, that's what I'm trying to tell u guys, and Im not picking on love, cause I dont think friendship exists either.

kelvin Cornelius · Dec 15, 2014 · 9:31 PM UTC

I just texted my dad "lol" I'm embarrassed for myself and embarrassed to tell him what it means.

QuotesFromTheCubicle · Nov 13, 2014 · 8:53 PM UTC

kelvin Cornelius retweeted

...hey I heard you guys are getting a strip club!

QuotesFromTheCubicle · Nov 13, 2014 · 2:55 PM UTC

kelvin Cornelius retweeted

Sex? 3 hours of begging for 1 min of enjoyment? Hell, I'll take a nap or have a beer, that's enjoyment, plus there's no awkward moment.

kelvin Cornelius · Nov 11, 2014 · 6:05 PM UTC

kelvin Cornelius · Nov 10, 2014 · 6:22 PM UTC

My favourite emotion is "love/hate"

kelvin Cornelius · Nov 7, 2014 · 3:20 AM UTC

Eat with your fingers and dip like no one is looking @loveleighree

kelvin Cornelius · Nov 6, 2014 · 7:38 PM UTC

Kyrie Irving is the best player on the Cavs.

kelvin Cornelius · Nov 6, 2014 · 3:58 PM UTC

I don't scrape car windows, I keep my windshield wiper fluid full.

kelvin Cornelius · Nov 5, 2014 · 7:44 PM UTC

I fucking love fortune cookies... For the taste and crunch

George Strait (Fan) · Nov 5, 2014 · 5:48 PM UTC

kelvin Cornelius retweeted

Younger or older George #entertaineroftheyear

kelvin Cornelius · Nov 5, 2014 · 4:29 PM UTC

Just ordered "Writing a country song FOR DUMMIES" on Amazon... Stay tuned, I have stories to tell

DJ Gram · Oct 31, 2014 · 2:05 AM UTC

kelvin Cornelius retweeted

who is going to be the first Regina DJ to do some mixes with Madlin Lucyk's new EP?

kelvin Cornelius · Nov 5, 2014 · 3:08 PM UTC

I believe in love, and I believe in marriage... Which is why I will only marry for money. #neversettle

kelvin Cornelius · Nov 3, 2014 · 4:33 AM UTC

Ain't nothing worse than an outdoor cat that thinks he's an indoor cat

kelvin Cornelius · Oct 27, 2014 · 3:18 PM UTC

Bill Clinton has bitch hips, like big birthin hips...

kelvin Cornelius · Oct 25, 2014 · 1:43 AM UTC

It's not the dying I'm scared of, it's the living.