QuotesFromTheCubicle

It's morally wrong to help people that won't help themselves. My wife no longer cooks for me, I've lost a lot of weight.

Salads are the woooorst!

You can never trust someone that hasn't had a vacation in the last 6 months.

My wife is bored of her life, she goes on FB & Twitter looking for something better, not sure its there but its better than what shes got

Personally I don't like going on trips with ppl, especially my family, quite frankly ppl in general annoy me, I prefer a lonely silence

Do I have a type? Well I'm married so yes, my type is female and not my wife #bobquote

...hey I heard you guys are getting a strip club!

We are two guys talkin about painting our houses dave, this is wrong, we should b talking about shooting things or something ...

Sex? 3 hours of begging for 1 min of enjoyment? Hell, I'll take a nap or have a beer, that's enjoyment, plus there's no awkward moment.

I'm getting sick of being nice to ppl I hate, but I've learned that if you put a haha at the end, you can pretty much say wtv you want

Ill send you a shirt, ur an engineer so u prob need a small but if ur wife is anything like mine she'll shrink it... I'll send u a large

Weekend? Well we had to throw a baby shower, so that was thrilling... And obviously my parents had to come, so that was really thrilling!

Get me a beer, get me a girl, get me some drugs.... Welcome to the world of sales baby!

I've been saying Apple is gay for a long time, Tim Cook finally confirmed it #quotesfromthecubicle