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I am a writer. I also belly dance, salsa dance, run, hike, and hug F(f)riends regularly. I live in Portland, OR; I love life!

Portland, OR
Joined May 2011
WHY DOESN'T MAE WHITMAN AGE??? Watching @UpHere and she looks exactly the same as every damn show I've ever seen her in... what's her secret??
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Backstroke. I was so nervous that I spelled it backstorke. BACKSTORKE
Everyone remembers the word that got them kicked out of the elementary spelling bee, right? Mine was yacht.
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I'm devastated today. tWitch was such an inspiration to me as a dancer and incredible human being. I hope the family has the support they need during this time.
I have a coworker who calls me Swaggy Swank and it's honestly one of my favorite things right now.
Replying to @TraderJoesList
@TraderJoesList BBQ Jackfruit. I'm happy you have it. If I had to give constructive criticism it would be: it's way overseasoned and way too sweet! I know you have to douse it because that's just the nature of it, but could you take this one back to the lab? I want to love it.
Now that's how you do it.
Oh my goodness watch this
I'm haunted by the period of my life when I started spelling it yay instead of yea... and I fear the coming of woah. Whoa. #wordnerd #EnglishLanguage #ifearchange
If your tender skin has never been serrated by the edge of a cardboard box, you haven't lived.
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Here’s the first teaser for Thor Love And Thunder. All the feels of a classic Thor adventure . Big, loud and Crazy and full of heart. You’ll laugh you’ll cry, then you’ll laugh so much you’ll cry some more!! Love and Thunder coming at you all July 8th!!
This.
I just came out to Ron DeSantis and he didn't take it well. #GAY #SayGay #NewVideo 🤷🏻‍♂️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🎶
Replying to @lizzo
@lizzo from my whole heart, my full belly, my big breasts, my curvy ass, from every fiber of my being, thank you for giving #BigGrrrls representation. The Naked episode really hit me and I need a minute to sit in my feelings, but the word that keeps coming back is GRATEFUL.
I WON! Find out what I won and why I'm so unbelievably honored to be able to participate in the final round of #YWsuper. #amwriting #writingcommunity thiscuriousuniverse.com/2022…
New blog post. Completion: the continuation of #grief and learning to #heal. #selflove #amwriting thiscuriousuniverse.com/2022…
Same, Donna, same. I need to take the day off to process this mind-fuck.
In other news, it turns out my whole life has been a lie.
Okay I want to be them when I grow up. FIERCE!
Happy New Year from me and my boo! 🎉🥳 Wishing you all a year filled with happiness, love, and good health.
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Things that are illegal around the world: 8. Skinny jeans (North Korea) 7. Haggis (US) 6. Time travel (China) 5. Selling second-hand underpants (Ghana) 4. Jogging (Burundi) 3. Lip-synching at concerts (Turkmenistan) 2. Making or sharing memes (Australia) 1. Mullets (Iran)
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