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Stumbling through life hoping to fall ass-backwards into money so I never have to work again. (He/Him) Officially renounced my whiteness as of 8-12-25.

Perfection, Nevada
Joined June 2016
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Dr. Loomis use to blow that mf at Michael Myers 😭
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Day 3 without ao3. The children are turning against me. They are wasting rations and clawing at the walls. I tried to soothe them by reading a story from fanfiction dot net… but they did not like it. At all. They still want their father. It’s getting grim. I’m losing hope.
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Google just lost half a trillion dollars in value overnight because their Ai overview is ruining their own business, what a time to be alive.
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Bro politely explained it instead of violence😂
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TW: rape Sage the Gemini anally raped me at Chris Brown's house. People need to understand that the people around Sage know that he is a rapist. I was not the first or last victim to be abused by him or to speak out about his abusive behavior. People know and they don't care.
I'm gonna post my TikTok videos warning people that Sage the Gemini is a rapist here since TikTok is now gone. This is the first video I posted about him on September 17th
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No he didn’t, he did that because he was lazy. As his lawyer/agent said to Richard Donner, “he loves money but hates working.”
Marlon Brando didn’t memorize his lines for The Godfather (1972). He believed reading them made his acting more natural, so the crew taped cue cards around the set—even on Robert Duvall’s chest!
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A Charmander made entirely out of pumpkins in Germany!
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The way he holds the cat like it's a trophy has me in tears.
Just when I started losing faith in humanity
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My view of homeless people changed forever when I learned that more than half of them were foster kids who aged out of the system and were left with no family or resources
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one of the best to ever do it, from "Darmok":
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Any arguments present in critique on this genre of media does not support this conclusion. These critiques encompass how oppressed people are portrayed, how workers are treated, and the presence of connected instances of harm, which does not condemn or absolve it anymore than it does more mainstream genres of media
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You cannot convince me that a valid feminist argument is that media explicitly meant for sexual gratification as an entire concept is somehow immoral or inherently misogynistic. There is no valid argument.
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HAPPY HALLOWEEN, MUTANTS!!!! LFG!!! 🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🎃🎃🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘
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Gen2 Whitney is one of the hardest battles in Pokémon because of when it happened. 2000. Nobody knew there was a Machop to trade for, or Heracross in a tree, the grand majority disliked Chikorita, and Onix was dogshit. You got blasted, then did better. Stop rewriting history. 😂
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Michael Pillar (head Star Trek TNG writer) published an unauthorized book about the show. There’s a great part where Patrick Stewart gets a first draft of the “Insurrection” movie script and absolutely roasts it.
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POKÉMON vs LION - who wins ?
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Margaret if you wanna explore your bisexuality post divorce im here with open arms and legs
Jack Antonoff and Margaret Qualley have filed for divorce, PEOPLE reports.
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🚨#BREAKING: Poland's president abruptly cancels overseas trip and rushes back to Warsaw amid allegations of a "coup d'état" following a police takeover of the Constitutional Tribunal.
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