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Jordan Hamilton

@BearsFanJordan

Stumbling through life hoping to fall ass-backwards into money so I never have to work again. (He/Him) Officially renounced my whiteness as of 8-12-25.

 Perfection, Nevada
Joined June 2016
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If you like the supernatural and fantasy genre along with BIPOC LGBTQ representation then this book is for you! Written by my old friend TC Gates, whom I used to work with at Walmart, comes an incredibly gripping story. Buy a digital copy now! smashwords.com/books/view/33…
Ordo Draconum: The Lazarus Vial

Ordo Draconum: The Lazarus Vial

Teenager Delaine Rogan is summoned to Romania to assist in the search for her recently missing father along with his friend's investigative team. There, she discovers a world in which her father...

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Day 3 without ao3. The children are turning against me. They are wasting rations and clawing at the walls. I tried to soothe them by reading a story from fanfiction dot net… but they did not like it. At all. They still want their father. It’s getting grim. I’m losing hope.
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Tonight’s feature. Someday I’d like to visit the Timberline Lodge.
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Time to buy stock!
Watcher.Guru (@WatcherGuru) profile pictureWatcher.Guru
@WatcherGuruOct 30
JUST IN: 🇺🇸 $1.8 trillion wiped out from the US stock market today.
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@favwontmissOct 30
Google just lost half a trillion dollars in value overnight because their Ai overview is ruining their own business, what a time to be alive.
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Bro politely explained it instead of violence😂
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TW: rape Sage the Gemini anally raped me at Chris Brown's house. People need to understand that the people around Sage know that he is a rapist. I was not the first or last victim to be abused by him or to speak out about his abusive behavior. People know and they don't care.
Hana Katana ⚔️😷🏴🏳️‍🌈 🍉 THEY/THEM (@KatanaSpeaks) profile pictureHana Katana ⚔️😷🏴🏳️‍🌈 🍉 THEY/THEM@KatanaSpeaks19 Jan 2025
I'm gonna post my TikTok videos warning people that Sage the Gemini is a rapist here since TikTok is now gone. This is the first video I posted about him on September 17th
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Maura Murray is another non-mystery. She was worried that the bus driver would call 911 so she ran off into the woods to hide, tripped, and died of exposure.
crombulAHHHHH! (@crombula_) profile picturecrombulAHHHHH!@crombula_10h
Roanoke gotta be the most not-mystery mysteries ever found. Like gee, I wonder where the colony of Roanoke went? Maybe to the place they carved the name of onto the tree stumps, which is the same place they were told to go if they had to abandon the colony?
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No he didn’t, he did that because he was lazy. As his lawyer/agent said to Richard Donner, “he loves money but hates working.”
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@Ducnghia16Oct 30
Marlon Brando didn’t memorize his lines for The Godfather (1972). He believed reading them made his acting more natural, so the crew taped cue cards around the set—even on Robert Duvall’s chest!
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A Charmander made entirely out of pumpkins in Germany!
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Please secure the mf rights to Clarice Starling from MGM!
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Universal Pictures is reportedly developing a sequel series to 'HANNIBAL'. with Mads Mikkelsen set to reprise his iconic role as Dr. Hannibal Lecter! The project aims to pick up years after the cliffhanger finale of Bryan Fuller's cult-favorite television saga, bringing the sophisticated cannibal back to the screen for a new dark chapter. Via: @FlashCrave
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I always tell people to start with the Abram’s movies and then the TOS movies because the shows can be campy & boring so you have to be eased into it.
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スタートレックって初心者はまず何観るのがオススメなのん？
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@bluebenjysOct 30
The way he holds the cat like it's a trophy has me in tears.
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Just when I started losing faith in humanity
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My view of homeless people changed forever when I learned that more than half of them were foster kids who aged out of the system and were left with no family or resources
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Yet when Red Letter Media made these criticisms they were treated like they didn’t know what they were talking about. Or that they were too cynical
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@gregg_reOct 31
Michael Pillar (head Star Trek TNG writer) published an unauthorized book about the show. There’s a great part where Patrick Stewart gets a first draft of the “Insurrection” movie script and absolutely roasts it.
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one of the best to ever do it, from "Darmok":
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Any arguments present in critique on this genre of media does not support this conclusion. These critiques encompass how oppressed people are portrayed, how workers are treated, and the presence of connected instances of harm, which does not condemn or absolve it anymore than it does more mainstream genres of media
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You cannot convince me that a valid feminist argument is that media explicitly meant for sexual gratification as an entire concept is somehow immoral or inherently misogynistic. There is no valid argument.
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HAPPY HALLOWEEN, MUTANTS!!!! LFG!!! 🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🎃🎃🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘
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Uncle Sid@mrmathematics88Oct 31
Gen2 Whitney is one of the hardest battles in Pokémon because of when it happened. 2000. Nobody knew there was a Machop to trade for, or Heracross in a tree, the grand majority disliked Chikorita, and Onix was dogshit. You got blasted, then did better. Stop rewriting history. 😂
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