@_Evanto

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A THREAD OF MY UZIS.📚 Thread of threads
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Naskia huyo fake goat amepigwa fine moja mwecheche
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This one is so true:
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@CFCMods11h
Caicedo back and our midfield is no longer getting sliced. Caicedo back and he’s making Henderson look world class. Caicedo back and we keep a clean sheet. Caicedo, I love you.
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Odenwa
@OdenwaBTC12h
Don't touch a lion's tail even when it's dead, the aura is there
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Sosp@SosPmugacia15h
Millennials walikuwa wananunua credit kwa duka.
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@CFCMods6h
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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i am
@_reamusOct 18
Jidishi bois. The only affordable housing unafaa kufikiria ni 1.3m² cubicle kamiti. Umetuhangaisha sana.
William Samoei Ruto, PhD
@WilliamsRutoOct 18
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Kwani umalaya ni illegal?
Peter Kariuki (PK) 🇰🇪
@PeterKariukiKE12h
BUSTED Imagine kupatakina kwa TV ukitafuta utamu ya kinywero.
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L.A Rawk@Shush_LarawkOct 18
It’s genuinely fascinating how the modern human mind works….😂🤞🏾 Instead of IMMEDIATELY pausing the machine and trying to salvage the AirPod’s, she was like, lemme leave them in there for a bit longer, So I can take a video and ask people on the net if they can be saved😂😂
nena!
@adrizia4uOct 17
I just washed the AirPods that cost me a month’s salary and the light is still on. Anyone know if these can actually be saved?
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Sasa standards ztaisha huku kabisa. Boychild is winning. Watu wanaona mali na 100 bob. Ingekua Dm unapeleka mtu date utumie maelfu na hutaona kitu
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Dangerous times. Ilibidi Boss yetu ahepe na ndege
🏆@Mwawasi__10h
Mobland imefika mahali dangerous aki ya mwene
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Nay 🇬🇭
@gyamfi__01Oct 18
Do you remember Sean Kingston?🥹🥹Im just sad after watching this
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FC Kibe@Kibet_Goat12h
I got inspired by Amerix nikaanza poultry farming. In a few months nilikua na almost 1k grown chicken with no market. I had to find amerix for more guidance nikapata ameniblock😭
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@Kamau266Oct 18
Those failed farming stories zinakuanga hilarious asf.Huwa mnahide your tears behind comedy.
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Mbadi
Faaaaaak@Bui_IrunguOct 18
#baddieswanaskizaground #Wantam
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Si uliniua iPhone abo. au kuliendaje
🏆@Mwawasi__11h
Nani ataninunulia iPhone?
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Bree🦋🤍@Bree_QOct 17
Mnirushe mawe but kuna high chances huyu mtoto hana baba juu kama angekuwa sidhani kama angekubali mtoto afanyiwe hii ufala
Supeyo🦋@TimpiyansupeyoOct 17
When did we reach here as a country??
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Max@MaxSoDapperOct 18
Lmao🤣🤣🤣yall need to stop confusing being a great business man and being a Great rapper
BLAQUE🔊🎼
@Blaque_77Oct 16
Who left the GREATER legacy in hip-hop? EMINEM or JAY-Z?
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Nisiletewe upuzi ya gender equality hapa. We've had the worst Judicial system because of it, we also have people like karen nyamu and passaris because of it. Governor Kihika and Wanga are the worst.
Degrata
@Degrata25413h
Kirinyaga governor Ann Waiguru yesterday at JK live, anataka kukua deputy president, ju ya gender equality. What does it mean to have a female deputy president in our country?
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D@EideballHater99Oct 18
Arteta's System would make Haaland look like chamakh bro. No serious attacker should be thinking of actually playing for him. Yes some of our forwards are crap but the overall system does them no favours whatsoever
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@LovandfearOct 18
Dostoevsky will just drop a line like this and move on
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