I haven't listened to new music since 1988. There's nothing funnier than a monkey.
Asheville area, NC
Joined October 2010
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10K a year isn't *that* much. I'm on a pace for 10K this year, but probably won't hit it because cold weather is coming. But you can shoot 250-300 in a 2 hour range trip, and I go more weeks than not. Plus classes in which I shoot 1K in a weekend, etc.
„Oddaję rocznie około 10 tysięcy strzałów.”
To po odliczeniu urlopu i świąt wychodzi ponad 30 strzałów dziennie. Codziennie.
Jeśli nie strzela serią w swojej piwnicy to jakieś 2x0,5h na dojazd, 30x30s na strzał, razem ponad 1,5h codziennie. Bez kolejek, bez czyszczenia broni
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Don’t you dare turn this game off.
You owe this to the June version of yourself that was begging for it.
The Exorcist. Why I watched that at like 8 years old I no longer remember but that one messed with me. I also watched Fast Times, Car Wash etc. at the theater but it was by seeing them again as an adult that I realized I was too innocent to get what was going on.
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This is a black rat snake. It fathered 3 snakes I've been keeping and breeding together for years. All babies have been normal and I assumed perhaps the gene wasn't heritable. Until this week. To my knowledge this is the only one in the world.
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Dolly Parton rose from poverty to stardom. She gave $500 to every student in her hometown who finished high school, she built hospitals and bald eagle preserves; her Imagination Library has gifted 300 million books to children. Roger Ebert once met her and came away thinking she was a literal angel. RIP.
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Call me crazy but this Sam Darnold kid may be the real deal! #onetownoneteam #QBU
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When he said "I messed up before the game even started" I was sure he was going to say that he took a big pile of edibles before kickoff.
Oh man, pretty sure I still have a couple of CDs that I’m on the hook to buy at regular price from 1990.
After 71 years, Columbia House is shutting down for good. The mail-order music giant, which once had 16 million members, survived the transition from vinyl to tapes, CDs and even DVDs — but ultimately couldn’t survive the rise of streaming.
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Today I was reminded of the time the Dukes of Hazzard found a crashed spaceship and befriended an alien that they called Lil' Cousin. I told anyone who would listen and for years (pre internet) nobody believed me.
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Cris Collinsworth: Raccoons kept getting my tomatoes. So I went out and bought a crossbow and a ghillie suit. I Camped out in my yard, blasted one at 3 AM, and displayed it as a warning. My neighbors called the ASPCA, so I have a court date next week.
Mike Tirico: Second down
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By far the funniest moment in Homer’s Odyssey is when Circe says, “Shall we have sex?” and Odysseus says, “You just turned all my men into pigs. You have the GALL to think I would sleep with you? Of course I will. Absolutely. But don’t do any weird spells”
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This German fan came to the USA for the World Cup and has quickly become my favorite account to follow by simply posting his every stop across the country.
He’s roadtripping through the south from town to town absolutely loving life.
The perfect timeline cleanse.
