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I never thought anything would top my son saying "I love you" and giving me a hug for the first time.
Then yesterday he saw a baseball highlight and said "more baseball" after it ended.
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Boris has sent Alonso into a MLB free agent gulag.
“Pete Alonso made a major mistake. Got greedy and signed on with Scott Boris.”
“He was expecting Aaron Judge money”
- @sal_licata
I agree with Sal.
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"Ivanka's not his wife? But I've seen pictures!"
GROANS
"And to think I voted for him 3 times...THIS election."
-Krusty the Clown having a revelation
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This makes a lot of sense considering the drone sightings began about 3 weeks before December 2.
WATCH: Belleville, New Jersey mayor Michael Melham tells FOX5 that radioactive material in New Jersey went missing on December 2nd.
“We’re aware of a threat that came in through Port Newark. Maybe that's radioactive material.”
“There is an alert that's out right now that radioactive material in New Jersey has gone missing on December 2nd. It was a shipment.”
“It arrived at its destination. The container was damaged and was empty.”
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Jake Paul vs. Mike Tyson took place on November 15 and viewers were outraged. Three days later, mysterious drones start popping up. Distraction???
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My future brother-in-law works for the military. I asked him what he knows about the drones. Here's what he said:
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I don't care that it's raining.
I don't care that he's right-handed.
I don't care that he's not even a year and a half old.
My son is spending at least 3 hours in the backyard today throwing with his left arm.
BREAKING: Left-hander Max Fried and the New York Yankees are in agreement on a eight-year, $218 million contract, pending physical, sources tell ESPN. It is the largest guarantee in baseball history for a left-handed pitcher.
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Source: Juan Soto expected to make his decision on December 2 around 10am because I'll be at Costco at that time.
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Stanley Kubrick will be filming the very real Jake Paul vs. Mike Tyson fight on a sound stage in Nevada.
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The best twist in movie history is still The Sixth Sense. When Bruce Willis' character realizes he's dead after not being named The Sexiest Man Alive, my jaw dropped!
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Put the election in 2024 baseball terms.
The Democrats started Kodai Senga in Game 1 of the NLCS.
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