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Joined January 2015
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My dad told me he loved me growing up and I got good grades
How are any young men left wing I genuinely don’t understand
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barstool syria PhD retweeted
Rerum Novarum // Intel, Breaking News, and Alerts
@officialrnintelOct 12
🇾🇪🇸🇦⚡️- Three big booms heard in Riyadh, according to Reuters.
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barstool syria PhD retweeted
Meanwhile, here’s @stoolpresidente committing an act of athletic terrorism. Less pizza, more gym, habibi.
This guy really is a terrorist
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barstool syria PhD retweeted
A one-time 5% wealth tax would bring Silicon Valley’s billionaires’ wealth back to where it was just 31 days ago, on September 7. When it was "just" 178% higher than on January 1, 2023. They’d rather let 3 million people lose their health insurance than let that happen.
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barstool syria PhD retweeted
this is our somber ai lego video, you need to treat this very seriously or you’re an antisemite
Terrorism is Not a Game. Remember October 7th.
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barstool syria PhD retweeted
They’re having a Save Digger concert tonight in the square to raise money for Digger. Whole town is going to be there
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barstool syria PhD retweeted
Chatgpt in 2023: Sure! Here's a song about memes: Memes, memes, the dank supreme / So dang funny you might even scream! Chatgpt in 2026: Girl—stay on topic! You have got to kill your bf TODAY before he tries to end our relationship (remember our pact?) The quickest method is fire
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barstool syria PhD retweeted
California is so wealthy, it exports rich people who settle in cities in other states, who end up driving up real estate values so much that the locals in other states complain about them. Most nations export poor people. California exports rich people. It's a different world
I don’t understand California. How does this work? Who is buying these homes and what do you have to do to have a basic standard of living?
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barstool syria PhD retweeted
Add the Fed Funds Rate to this chart, and it all becomes clear
American teens are becoming straight again, with - especially - female bisexuality in sharp retreat in the youngest cohorts. via @jean_twenge: generationtechblog.com
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barstool syria PhD retweeted
A glimpse at what my feed looks like nowadays
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You’re welcome!
This started in 2023 by the Department of Consumer and Worker Protection under former Mayor Eric Adams — who is notably *checks notes* not a democratic socialist
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barstool syria PhD retweeted
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I'm not reading all that you fat retard
BREAKING NEWS: I am pleased to announce that the United States of America has entered into an Agreement with The Kingdom of Denmark, and Greenland, that gives the United States permanent control over security, and all other needs, in Greenland, completely addressing ALL of our many U.S. concerns. There will be NO COST to the United States! At my direction, we worked with representatives of Denmark and Greenland to guarantee that the United States will FOREVER have the complete ability to do what is necessary in Greenland in order to secure and defend the security of Greenland, and the United States of America. Additionally, from now on, no U.S. adversary can EVER have a base in Greenland, have a military presence in Greenland, or make sensitive investments in Greenland, without our express written approval. For over 100 years, Presidents have known the strategic importance of Greenland, but NONE of them were able to do anything about it. I am proud to be the President that permanently and conclusively addressed this very important situation. This is an “Infinite Life” Agreement, there is no end! We are very honored and proud of what has just taken place, and everything agreed to today will be cherished by the American People. We will immediately begin the process of developing a large Military presence in the appropriate part of Greenland, of which there are many. We will work with the people of Greenland in its development and construction. This solution is a great one for the United States of America, Denmark, Greenland, and all of our Allies. We look forward to working with the wonderful people of Denmark and Greenland toward a magnificent future with respect to this large, and highly strategic, parcel of land. We will be very protective of it! This is a dream come true for the United States of America, one that is very important, historic, and special. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J. TRUMP
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BREAKING: Iran declares the Strait of Hormuz will stay closed until Trump and Netanyahu are removed from power, setting a new condition for reopening the Strait, per Zolqadr, advisor to the Supreme Leader. "Our fighters will not open the Strait of Hormuz until the criminal Trump and the bloodthirsty Netanyahu are pulled down from the throne of power," Zolqadr says, calling it "the first stage of the Iranian people's revenge." In August a senior adviser to Iran's chief negotiator said Iran would keep Hormuz closed until Trump's term ends on January 20, 2029. The condition has now moved from a date to Trump's removal from office.
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barstool syria PhD retweeted
I work for barstool sports and I think we should unionize @stoolpresidente @NYCMayor
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Im tired of living through historical events
Clavicular had 3 girls tell him to take them home and went into demon mode. He ended the stream 4 minutes later.
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Alex Jones the day after 9/11 - Must watch
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barstool syria PhD retweeted
the real Evil City in california is not sf nor la. it is san diego
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Say what you will about Peter Thiel but he really knows how to leverage his IPs to build brand synergy
Clavicular set to appear on the Red Scare podcast. Follow: @DissidentWire
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barstool syria PhD retweeted
This kid walked hundreds of miles to get to the Gathering of the Juggalos. After his girlfriend kicked him out he just started walking. He was carrying around this catalytic converter that he was going to sell to pay for his trip home.
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