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Barry Dylan

@BarryDylan

All men have secrets and here is mine, so let it be known

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Joined April 2009
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when will Facebookers realize that all they’re doing is sharing last weeks tweets
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Sports analyst Sammy Kuffour has stated that he'll shave his head on live TV if Ghana loses. Really? All that hair? 😒
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Four Tet@FourTet13 Jan 2015
I'm playing in Cape Town for the first time in February @CTEMF
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Jess@LAhippiee1 Jul 2014
Don't be mad if she leaves, you should always know not to fuck around with thieves
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Hugh Laurie
@hughlaurie13 May 2014
Very weird. I've had a sitcom audience in my head all day. They didn't laugh. Just the occasional cough.
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Don't drink and vote. #SAelections
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Is everyone taking Acid and riding bikes this long weekend or something? Wow #promenade #seapoint #cyclists #shit
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Favourite or ReTweet?
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Beanies with tiny peaks on them. Because it's cold but like, the sun, y'know.
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Hugh Laurie
@hughlaurie27 Feb 2014
If God has an available slot in his visitation/apparition schedule, perhaps he could drop into Uganda and tell them to just fucking stop it.
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Matt Black@thethirdmb18 Feb 2014
Replying to @BarryDylan
@BarryDylan Derek Zoolander's repeated line "so why male models?" was actually because he forgot his real line.. #zoolander
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A Haitian man was found roaming a village in a Zombie-like state, 18 years after he was declared dead by 2 physicians and buried.
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Every Lego minifigure has a hole in their heads in case a child gets a head stuck in their throat, they will be able to breathe.
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Jake@jakobsnake21 Jan 2014
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Public holidays during holidays dont count. They should carry over
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Find out why "Blurred Lines" the worst song of this or any other year: rol.st/1btSlvG
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Hugh Laurie
@hughlaurie8 Dec 2013
I see that I am fast closing on tweet 500. I need to talk to some caterers, maybe bunting, an ice sculpture. It's going to be sensational.
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Most toilets flush in E flat.
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If a man farted for six years & nine months and then lit it he would produce an explosion equal to the power of the first atomic bomb.
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If ur BF or GF is mad at you, put a cape around their neck & say.. NOW UR SUPER MAD 😩😩😂😂😂😭 Omg that shit would make them so mad 😩😩😂😂😭😭😭
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