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When typing ‘vibe’ on my phone, before I type the last letter my phone tries to autocorrect ‘vib’ to ‘gin’.
That’s the type of energy I’m looking for.
When someone is saying something poignant online but then they use the ‘word’ “y’all” and you can’t help but think they’re an idiot and their point means nothing.
To the people constantly on the beach/gym/lunch/dinner/getaways during the week:
How do you pay for life? I feel like I need to work 3 jobs and if I save for a couple of months maybe, just maybe, I will be able to afford an avo.
The thing I miss most about going out is coming home early and saying, “Fuck, people are the worst” before vowing never to go out again for the millionth time.
Still no cigarettes in level 4? So stupid. Just going to drive the black market sales #lockDownSouthAfrica
The scariest thing yesterday was that I’m over 30 and my life is still a wreck #Halloween
Monday’s are just the worst. Even a good Monday is only like 60% of a bad Friday... and I had a bad Monday. #MondaySucks
All those #MondayMotivation people need to stop pretending that they’re not absolutely pining for Friday.
Why does Mesut Özil always look like he got pepper sprayed before running on the pitch? #Arsenal #EuropaLeagueFinal2019