What's a vampire hunter to do when she's rescued by ship full of ancient vampires? Vampires, vampire hunters, space dragons, combat and plenty of why-choose spice. Lightspeed Immortality is now live on Kindle Vella! The first chapter is available now! amazon.com/kindle-vella/stor…

Important lesson: Don't air guitar with the tongs while listening to Barracuda...while they're covered in bacon grease. open.spotify.com/track/4KfSd…

Me: *wandering around in my Garden Witch shirt* Them: *setting up a table to sell "Addicted to Jesus" shirts outside a Walmart.* Insert evil cackle here.

#mutualaid #mutualaidrequest I hate asking for help but I've got a $1700 electric bill looming over my head like a Sword of Damocles and a rapidly approaching date for them to shut off my power, so any help or shares are appreciated! mjfalke.com/i-need-your-help…

Need a ghostwriter or some editing services? I've got a few gigs set up on Fiverr as a way to earn some extra money -- take a look! fiverr.com/baliseth1?up_roll… #writingcommunity

Life is too short to wear matching socks.

🎶It's time to try defying gravity I think I'll try defying gravity Kiss me goodbye, I'm defying gravity And you won't bring me down🎶 (Yes, this teabag just put Defying Gravity in my head.)

In today's episode of me being totally extra: bought a new notebook to keep track of my blood pressure (because apparently that's a necessity when starting ADHD meds in your late 30s)....and had to get new pens to go with it.

When you've been working nights for 8+ months, sometimes you just need go stand in the sun for a bit. #selfcare #healingfromburnout

This song scratches my brain in the best way... open.spotify.com/track/3qFeC…