Are you a Ron Swanson Autistic, an Elle Woods Autistic, a Lilo and/or Stitch Autistic, or an Amelia Bedilia Autistic?
“You’re not a real Autistic”
That’s right! It’s a typo. It’s supposed to say atomic. *superman emerges from cloud. We battle*
Found a case of Coke Zero, from before they changed the formula. I feel like Indiana Jones, but significantly more important.
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When an autistic person asks “why?”, that is not us being oppositional and defiant. That is us trying to see and understand life from your perspective,
A grace, we seldom receive in return.
“You can’t actually be Autistic”
It was a typo. It’s supposed to say athletic. *Grabs sandwich. Subway commercial commences*
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Right wingers in 12000 BC were like I will not eat the grain. I will not live in the hut. I will not become friends with the small domesticated predator
disability is wild bc you'll be like "I'm not really disabled" and then some aspect of your disability will disable you and put you in a lot of pain and you'll be like. how could this happe. pikachu shocked face
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Disability Twitter really needs indicators for whether a tweet is about masking or masking.
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*spits out mouthful of blood* it's gonna take more than that to kill me
Dentist: for the love of God just floss
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i don’t know who the fuck Sal Monella is but he can’t stop me from eating this delicious raw cookie dough

















