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Joined July 2016
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*spits out mouthful of blood* it's gonna take more than that to kill me Dentist: for the love of God just floss
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Translation republicans are stupid as fuck
This is election fraud. Finding another candidate with the same name and running him to confuse voters should be just cause for prison and disqualify someone from office forever.
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Ope they are starting with the "they rigged the election AGAIN in ANOTHER year when they did not control the government yet somehow didn't do so when they were in power" lol
Hmmm… Very Interesting… Texas Senate Race Results 2018 - 🟥 Ted Cruz: 4.2 Million Votes - 🟦 Beto: 4 Million Votes 2026 - 🟥 Ken Paxton: 4.2 Million Votes - 🟦 James Talarico: 5.4 Million Votes (and still counting) James Talarico got 600,000 more votes than Kamala Harris… and 200,000 more than Joe Biden 200,000 MORE THAN JOE BIDEN… WHAT ?
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Sources tell me @charliekirk11 voted blue in this last election. If he stays silent we can count that as confirmation
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This guy needs to be on a list
Disney should make an episode about a boy experiencing his first erection too, instead of constantly focusing on periods and menstrual stuff.
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Charlie, your voice carries far today. You were a father. A brother. A husband. I think your wife loved you. And it was all cut short. But what wasn't cut short was your impact. An empty crater that is. Today, deadass nobody voted for your ideals. You died for nothing lmfao.
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Hell yeah we will! Woot woot!
Republicans had both chambers & could not legislate a basic voter ID mandate Meanwhile, Democrats will pass the Kill All Republicans Act Of 2029 without anyone dissenting
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Blue wave so crazy Last Jedi is about to be the only canon Star Wars movie
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Sources tell me Anakin is stable. Please god
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Greg Abbott's seat flipped? Did he hit a ramp?
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we literally got blue texas before gta 6
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People respect a good shot?
Charlie Kirk was assassinated by the left Yet people still voted for it Says a lot
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Gotta love the algorithm
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Damn Charlie Kirk would have kirked himself if he was seeing this
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Damn when the Republicans said they were Charlie Kirk I didn't know that meant they were gonna get absolutely merked
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we now go live to greg abbott
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HE IS RISEN... JUST IN TIME TO SEE THE BLOOD BATH
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I voted over 100 times for Amy Acton. My name is Paul Dolan and I am the owner of the Cleveland Guardians.
If you vote illegally, we will find you. We will track you down, arrest you, and prosecute you. There will be no escape.
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Change your pronouns
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