Nice moustache, Jim dear

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Joined November 2008
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My favorite machine at the gym is the television
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You rocked out RIT in 98/99 to an ignorant to your performance ethic bunch - there were a few that rocked with you! Thanks @thelittleidiot
A word to the wise is pointless. It's the stupid fuckers out there that need the advice
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I used to drink a lot of booze. Still do, but I used to, too
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Stopping smoking is almost as hard as starting flossing
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If Cloud 9 is Paradise, Cloud 8 must be Myrtle Beach during "Black Biker Week"
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Don't book meetings in the afternoon due to the inevitable food coma (@ Maharani Indian Cuisine) on #Yelp yelp.com/biz/maharani-indian…
Basketball would be a lot more exciting if each team was allowed one bear.
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I'm "saw the entire fucking Internet endlessly bitching about the iOS 7 upgrade and did it anyway" stupid.
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The B Train retweeted
Shartnado.
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Don't trust me. I've peeled the stickers off a Rubik's Cube so I could win.
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STOP with all the new acronyms!! I'm sick of having to exit twitter to google that shit!
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