Haikus aren't easy/ Go ahead. Rhyme Xenomorph/ I triple dare you. // Proud Partner to @BPRP_Beastie // #BPRPAuthor #IntoTheFire #BadBadThing #DitchPig
In the Fort
Joined June 2014
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Settle a debate between me and @BPRP_Beastie
Whose demise was waaaaay more satisfying?
0%Demented hobbit #Bolton
100%King ShoutyPants #Joffrey
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People get so damn /touchy/ when it comes to good versus evil.
Righteous is dull. Rigid. And usually fatal.
Isn't that right, @_IAmThePunisher?
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{muttering} Ain't like I'm worried.
{Pushing her hand through her hair as she paced back and forth, boots clumping up and down the hallway outside the comm room, she glanced through the window at the bank of monitors and let out a heavy sigh.
No word yet from --
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You haven't seen Agent Ressler after three espressos. {hurriedly} Respectfully! Mister Reddington. {coughing} Sir?
Truly, it is in the worst of times one can witness the measure of a man.
His best. His worst. His unpredictable nature.
It is an odd comfort that, even in these dark days @Mortal_Enemies is steadfastly boring.
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Truly, it is in the worst of times one can witness the measure of a man.
His best. His worst. His unpredictable nature.
It is an odd comfort that, even in these dark days @Mortal_Enemies is steadfastly boring.
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-- slipping through her hands once, twice, before she grabbed it and clutched it to her chest, dropping heavily to a seat in the rocking canoe.
Holding tightly to the fish, she lifted her gaze to #Daryl, cheeks flushed with victory as the trout finally stilled.} --
All hail the King!
HELLO!! HERE IS A REMINDER THAT YOU ARE SO WONDERFUL AND SUCH A BEAUTIFUL POSITIVE LIGHT IN THE WORLD AND I HOPE YOU ALWAYS BELIEVE IN YOURSELF. I LOVE YOU AND HOPE YOU’RE HAVING A GREAT DAY. THIS WAS IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE IT’S IMPORTANT FOR YOU TO REMEMBER THIS. #passitalong 😉
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Ha! Screwing around in front of camera. One of my favorite soliloquies from the ole Bard.
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happy thankgive. consider the many crime squirrel have commit. now. reconsider ur choice in dinners????
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According to the song Last Christmas, the very next day, the heart recipient gave the heart away. But this year, George Michael is giving the heart to someone special. Which means George Michael had to go to the person who got the secondhand heart and buy it back from them? Idk
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Don’t talk to me, co-workers, I’m listening to Thriller all day today and don’t want to be interrupted
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