Gamer, geek, Mensan, and lover of all things comedy. Creator of the webcomic Alarmingly Bad (@AlarminglyBad)

Anytown, USA
Joined May 2008
Alright, time for me to bounce tl;dr I’m quitting Twitter because it’s no longer fun anymore If you wanna find me elsewhere, here’s where I can be found: alarminglybad.com/byetwitter (A 🧵:)
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The friends I’ve made here are the only thing I’m going to miss. Some have already left, some are sticking around. Some I’ve already connected with elsewhere. The others, I hope I’ll see again around on the internet But this place *sucks* and I gotta go. Life’s too short.
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If you’ve read this far into the thread, and you want to connect elsewhere: alarminglybad.com/byetwitter
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Executive function? I’ve got middle-management function at best
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I’m now a single issue voter
BREAKING: Elon Musk says Kamala Harris will Shut down X and bring back Twitter if she wins the Election
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
While Musk did say this, as shown in the video posted as a reply to this post, Harris has not made this claim. The claim that she did so is based on a misleading clip from a 2019 interview where she speaks on Donald Trump’s Twitter account. poynter.org/fact-checking/…
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This app sucks so much
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Now I’m getting push notifications from the guy???
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About political shit no less
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Musk’s Twitter now has ads for… * squints * …LEGO Hitlers???
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"what is a family guy, but a miserable pile of cutaways?"
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Oh boy can’t wait for the pope to learn about rule 34
The Vatican has unveiled the official mascot of the Holy Year 2025: Luce (Italian for Light). Archbishop Fisichella says the mascot was inspired by the Church's desire "to live even within the pop culture so beloved by our youth."
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