POV: Your store closes at 8:00 and it’s 7:55
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Sep 7, 2026 · 10:37 PM UTC

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Hard mode: your store is a restaurant
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I like how they have all the tubas already in place to play John Williams' Clone Army March.
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Now let’s see them walk back up the stairs
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"Pink elephants" from dumbo starts playing
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I went into a 5 guys once like 15 min before it closed and apologized just in case they started cleaning up already and for coming so late. Literally 3 minutes before closing a big black woman walks in an orders a bunch of shit like it was 1pm. We are not the same.
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50% of the females have Herpes or other STD's. 33% of the males are ex-convicts already. 100% of them are semi-literate 12 year olds.
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Back in school we had the 300 lb club. Who could lift 300 lbs in one or two lifts. This is a 300 lb club I am unfamiliar with.
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Spirit Airlines Flight 107 group 5 now boarding
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They look like squishmellows
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Is obesity a requirement?
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90% of them have an STD.
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Normally they dont have the people that fail fat camp do a graduation walk but I guess its different when its female only
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Everything is perfect. From it being the crime scene tape look alike, to all of them being over 250+ pounds each
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There is a obesity epidemic in America
Looks like that flood in Nepal with the huge boulders rolling down the valley.
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