Polar Bear DILF 34/ Male/ 🍁/ Heteroflexible I like to write smut. Open to requests. Minors DNI 🔞

Joined November 2021
I don't post very much, but hopefully that will change soon. Looking to pivot this account into an official AD account so I can post some smut stories and promote my writing a little instead of keeping it all to myself. Keep an eye out if that interest you at all.
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Feels like we’ve been getting a lot of omens lately. Anyone else worried about the omens?
Horrific moment priest killed by falling crucifix during livestreamed Mass trib.al/Xx9c8kj
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“W’Allah Napoleon” is straight out of another timeline where he decided to really stick with the whole Egypt project
Y’a Napoléon Bonaparte PTDRRR #17octobre
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Hockey allowing players to beat the shit out of each other is one of the last remnants of soul in this castrated civilization
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ENOUGH
Replying to @fw_andyyy
20 year HR professional here. Many times I’d make candidates wait a few extra minutes to see how they handled it when they got frustrated. Weeded out a lot of hot heads. Me, I’m looking for patience and understanding.
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Never trust a skinny cook.
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A soldier dying during a pointless PR stunt while the cheerleaders continue on with their routine is a perfect encapsulation of how America has been doing in Iran
🇺🇸 A US airman fell to his death during a military PR stunt at the Navy–UTSA football game. Washington is trying to sell Americans on military service while fighting a war in Iran. They couldn’t even get through the recruitment spectacle without killing one of their own.
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Every single person you meet in your daily life is fighting a hidden battle that you know nothing about Send them a Zoom meeting link for an 8 AM call on Monday morning to finish them off
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Gorbachev: we gotta save this union man Boris Yeltzin:
I FUCKING LVOE VODKA J LVOE I LVOE VODKA I LOVE VODKA I LOVE VODKA
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Just had the worst head of my life oh my GOD I need a drink
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i dont think french people realise how funny they are
🇫🇷🚂 Un train touristique a été DÉTOURNÉ par des manifestants.
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holy shit, this is literally the stimulation hypothesis.
We placed the fruit fly brain inside Odyssey-3, a frontier world model. The lil’ guy is now flying around totally imagined, simulated worlds all by itself 🫶
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Crazy things are happening for men
You can now fish in VR and still watch your actual TV.
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vivi telling you off for being a little freak
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this is the only dune tweet
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ancient phoenicians inventing sea trade
How it feels to be a multishipper/rareshipper/crosshipper/polyshipper
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enough with the baseless accusations! (with @StensScribbles !)
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.✧ 🩷 🐼 Scene QU££N Luna 🐼 🩷 ✧.
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can you fuck off
when a band is named "(singer) and the (nouns)"
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Demonstrators dancing at a “No Kings” protest today in Chicago
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