Queen of the goats. Murderers of Hags. Ex Revenger. Proud momma of Sigrun . Wifey wench of @SigurdOfAsgard
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The complaints that #TurningRed isn’t appropriate for kids because it addresses puberty is hilarious like I’m pretty sure that Finding Nemo opens with the murder of an entire family?
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i’m sure Thor will give him a ride home
ALT A four panel comic. Tony Stark is talking to Steve Roges, and he says, "If Loki's got the Tesseract we need to-." He's cut off by a Tempad portal appearing. Loki steps out and puts the Tesseract in Steve's hand, saying, "Here, you keep this." Steve and Tony share a nervous look, while Loki walks away saying, "I'm done!"
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right now heimdall is taking pictures of the town enjoying the fireworks tonight. with his camera he goes around capturing what he can. he managed to get a picture of thor, val, loki, korg and miek using sparklers which were only meant for kids but don’t try telling them that.
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((I love reading everyone's brilliant, engrossing stories on Twitter.
I wish I could make some of my own.))
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(( Honestly, I do RP.
Got my character planned out and back storied and everything. I’m really sorry for whatever it is I’m doing wrong and for the jink that effects everyone I start an SL with.))
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This is my code, that I try my best to follow, with all my family, adopted and found, all loved.
@FangyDelight @AvoidinValhalla
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The first Italian recipe book was created in the 15th century and contained recipes such as “How to dress a peacock with all its feathers, so that when cooked, it appears to be alive and spews fire from its beak.”
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My wife Lola will be selling her crocheted dolls in the precinct this Saturday, all proceeds to the drop-in-centre. For God's sake buy one, she's made 600 of the bloody things. They're all over the house. Every time I open the airing cupboard it's like being attacked by Chucky.
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Last day! 30 days with no coffee, tea or chocolate. 1 more to go.
I can do this.
Christine Tweddle is fundraising for NSPCC justgiving.com/fundraising/C…
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ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴋʏ ɪꜱ ᴀ ʙᴇᴀᴜᴛɪꜰᴜʟ ᴘʀɪꜱᴏɴ. ꜰᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴢᴏʀʏᴀ. ꜰᴏʀ ꜱɪᴍᴀʀɢʟ, ᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴄʜᴀɪɴᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴘᴏʟᴀʀɪꜱ. ᴡᴇ ᴡᴀᴛᴄʜ ᴇᴀᴄʜ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴀɴᴅ ᴡᴀɪᴛ.
#AmericanGodsRP #MythRP #CubbyRP #OpenRP #MVRP @MythosReloaded
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ɪ ɢᴜᴀʀᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ɢᴀᴛᴇꜱ ꜰʀᴏᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ɢʀᴇᴀᴛ ʙᴇᴀꜱᴛ ᴡʜᴏ ᴡᴀɪᴛꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ᴡᴀɪᴛꜱ. ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏᴏɴ ɪꜱ ᴍʏ ʟᴀɴᴛᴇʀɴ, ᴍʏ ꜱɪꜱᴛᴇʀꜱ ᴋᴇᴇᴘ ᴠɪɢɪʟ. ᴡᴇ ᴀʀᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴀᴜʀᴏʀᴀᴇ, ᴀɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ꜱᴀꜰᴇ, ꜰᴏʀ ɴᴏᴡ. #AmericanGodsRP #MythRP #CubbyRP #OpenRP #MVRP
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↤↤↤↤↤ ℨ𝔬𝔯𝔶𝔞 𝔓𝔬𝔩𝔲𝔫𝔬𝔠𝔥𝔫𝔞𝔶𝔞 ↦↦↦↦↦
⫷ × ᴛʜᴇ ᴍɪɢɴɪɢʜᴛ ꜱɪꜱᴛᴇʀ ×⫸
ᵗʰⁱʳᵈᵇᵒʳⁿ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᴬᵘʳᵒʳᵃˢ
ᴵ ᵍᵘᵃʳᵈ ᵍᵃᵗᵉˢ ᵃᵍᵃⁱⁿˢᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ʷⁱⁿᵍᵉᵈ ˡⁱᵒⁿ
#AmericanGodsRP
#CuppyRP
#AGRP
#MythRP
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@AvoidinValhalla
“Woman!”
He’s bellowing as he comes inside the door with a very large tree he’s cut down.
“We have the Christmas Tree!”
