Average capitalist cat satire

Joined February 2020
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More than 1 in 3 Americans can't name all 3 branches of the government, per Axios:
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BREAKING: President Trump plans to announce that multiple countries have agreed to form a coalition that will escort ships through the Strait of Hormuz, per WSJ. 1 hour until futures open.
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Hegseth: “The only thing prohibiting transit in [Hormuz] right now is Iran shooting at shipping.”
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BREAKING: Switzerland closed its airspace for US military flights directly linked to the Iran war, citing its tradition of neutrality in armed conflicts, pet Bloomberg
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Drew Pavlou 🇦🇺🇺🇸🇺🇦🇹🇼
@DrewPavlouFeb 9
If you told someone in the year 2000 that within one generation the Super Bowl half time show would be performed completely in Spanish and they would set up a fucking sugar cane plantation on the pitch complete with Hispanic field labourers as part of the set, you would be considered a deranged far right lunatic conspiracy theorist. I’m watching this from Australia and it’s literally a woke fever dream. I can’t even believe that leftists decided to push demographic and cultural change this hard. Literally just a national humiliation ritual for the United States designed to make white people feel bad for existing. The message is: “This is your country now Chud, get over it.”
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Nikolaj🇺🇦🇵🇸
@nikicagaJan 20
Who does MAGA think America trades with if not EU, China, Canada and Mexico
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Trump has finally given the world the motivation to do what it should have done on its own decades ago. If Americans think there’s an affordability crisis now, wait until they see what happens to consumer prices and interest rates when the world pulls the rug on the U.S. dollar.
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Unpopular opinion but Trump is the best thing to ever happen to modern Europe. Massive wakeup call. Europe now realizes it needs to reform to control its own destiny. Invest in defense, domestic industry / capacity, energy independence etc. Overall this is good for the West.
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Peak American freedom right here:
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