@Auth0rityCTRL

Constructed and contextual. Librarian of Babel. 色即是空，空即是色. I like talking about horror, music, philosophy, and games. T1D. He/him 🧙‍♂️😴🧛‍♂️🧟‍♂️🎃🎮

 Seattle, WA
Joined June 2013
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I hope birds become our radios in the post-apocalypse, so they can tweet "Hollaback Girl" outside my window at 4AM beneath a dying red sun.
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Since Halloween is my favorite time of year and life has been lonely and pretty miserable, I decided to buy an unlimited pass and hit the local theater all month to watch the old horror movies I missed out on. It's been really awesome seeing so many movies I love in the theater.
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Tomorrow I get to see Scream (another fave) for the anniversary, and I'm planning on catching The Cabin In The Woods, It Follows, possibly Christine, and Halloween (1978).
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For a long time, it's been a tradition for me to do a horror movie marathon with either or a theme or for a series on Halloween. If I do that this year, it'll probably be Phantasm or Night of the Demons since I haven't seen all of either series.
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Milennials were probably the last ones who had to do this shit too, and I kind of wonder who will be worse off: Us, or the Gen Z kids hitting research chemical strength THC vapes full of insane heavy metals and other horrors
FrothyCapSteadySlap@TennesseeChrisOct 22
GEN X HAD TO SMOKE OUT OF SODA CANS WITH SCREENS FROM A SINK FAUCET AND THEN BLOW IT INTO A TOILET PAPER ROLL FILLED WITH DRYER SHEETS SO GEN Z COULD HIT A WEED PEN AT TARGET
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wild to me that so many people have bullshit like cashapp and whatever pasted all over their profiles here. How are you going to transcend capitalism when your entire presence is rent-seeking and parasitic straight off the jump lol
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To be clear, I'm not talking about mutual aid, just the kind of people going around pretending that being funny on Twitter means they deserve donations or gifts from their wishlist. I feel so much secondhand embarassment for them
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Marx btw
太平天国 ☭ 𝑨𝑵𝑻𝑰 𝑶𝑻𝑨𝑲𝑼 𝑪𝑹𝑼𝑺𝑨𝑫𝑬𝑹 ☭ 太平天国@taiping_rebelOct 23
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ALL anime is a product of commodity culture. They want to keep you distracted with non existent ridiculous anime girls to distract you from what really matters.
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No one ever quotes the paragraph right after the opium of the masses quote
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When you think you won the fight and then my second health bar appears
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garshmo@garshmoOct 19
Looking at the cover of a goosebumps book is scary but worth it
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Tony@UnitedShoesOct 18
Replying to @Chinchillazllla
@Chinchillazllla
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“let’s get faded” ok. i begin demanifesting before you, my alpha value dwindling. as confusion takes hold of you, i uncoil from this earthly spire, leaving nothing more than a dithering memory along the edges of your ramshackle mind. i’m faded
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If I ever solved that puzzle, I’d get the cenobites on Twitter to show them real horrors
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@ChevalierRequinOct 16
Id bang the hell outta this bald broad
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Dracula’s realtor is the kind of thing you’d think is a joke, maybe an SNL sketch. But actually it’s just the real premise of Dracula
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I think the worst failing in this round of discourse is one of language. The real problem with astrology is that it encourages you to make assumptions about people instead of actually getting to know them, just like Meyers-Briggs and all of that other shit.
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I don't think it's really worth getting into the mud about the mechanics of astrology, because all human perspective is ultimately delusional due to its inescapable subjectivity and the unavoidable incompleteness of information in any context.
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Perhaps the stars influence the bend in our arc as we sail through life, but so too does every person, every sunrise, every wretched thought, every atom and mote of dust floating through the void. There is no chart writ in blood, only a compass; the magnetism of the human heart.
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