@AustinHunt

copywriter. jack of all internets.

 ny/nj via ohio
jackofallinternets.com
Joined May 2009
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The Waffle House CEO passed away this week and the No. 1 offensive line recruit in the country leads his team out on the field carrying a Waffle House flag just a few days later. It doesn’t get any more American than this.
Mike Roach
@MikeRoach24713 Sep 2024
Five-star OT Jackson Cantwell leads his team onto the field carrying…a Waffle House flag
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New York City is living in the future!!! Look at the Mayor announcing the city will now use trash bins instead of dumping their trash on the streets like barbarians.
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Deadspin
@Deadspin28 Jun 2024
Just two men arguing about their golf game. America.
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Jordie@jordiebarstool17 May 2024
Pretty sure he was just driving into the golf course, Joe
President Biden Archived
@POTUS46Archive17 May 2024
No one should be jailed for simply using or possessing marijuana.
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"Tony Khan becomes the first ever NFL executive in a draft room, shaking off the effects of a piledriver he received on national television in a wrestling ring the night before." Kayfabe is alive and well.
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Wiffleball@CorkballOne24 Feb 2024
Jason Kelce
Gavin Thomas
@gavinthomas201523 Feb 2024
Apparently, if you can see a panda, you're left-brained, and if you can see two turtles swimming, you're right-brained. What do you see?
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huie
@callmehuie31 Dec 2023
me at 12:01 am on New Years Day walking into the gym to start my fitness journey:
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McNeil
@REFLOG1829 Dec 2023
THE CLEVELAND BROWNS ARE HEADED TO THE PLAYOFFS!!!
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One of these guys was a finalist for sexiest man alive and the other is dating Taylor Swift. – at Cincinnati, OH
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The NFL’s relationship status with Taylor Swift
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fintech bros in their Patagonia vests now that fall is here
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WBR@W_B_Rick25 Sep 2023
Gotta make a big show of helping clean up when you meet the parents. Veteran move.
Taylor Swift Updates 🦋
@swifferupdates24 Sep 2023
📹| Taylor cleaning up after the game 😭🫶🧼
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Rob
@thegallowboob18 Sep 2023
Just found out they give live fish CT scans by placing them on a wet sponge and I can’t stop thinking about it
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R.I.P. Jimmy Buffet. Here's Steve Austin and The Rock signing Margaritaville.
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Kirk Herbstreit is exactly who John Dutton is fighting to keep out of Montana.
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yaya@malyelff15 Jan 2018
My mom and I were looking at the snowflakes and talking about how beautiful it is that we live on a planet where tiny unique pieces of art fall from the sky
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coffee dad@coffee_dad5 Jan 2022
having coffee
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Wait, Taylor Heinicke was walking off the field and just saw a pair of SCISSOR LAYING IN THE GRASS????
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Gifdsports
@gifdsports29 Nov 2021
Baker was shooook lmaoooo
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Gifdsports
@gifdsports12 Nov 2021
A+ for effort, big man
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