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I’m no MLS hater, but it’s embarrassing for Columbus fans to be on their feet cheering for a goal against them — even if it is Messi scoring it.
Dear World Cup Data People,
The stutter step in PKs can’t be statistically better than a straight run up, can it? I need to know.
Thanks,
Concerned Stutter Step Hater
whatever puts a bulge in the ole onion bag
The #USMNT has used brainwave technology to prepare for penalties in the knockouts.
“Everybody talks about being 'in the zone' ... (staff) can actually track these brainwaves and help you get into that zone."
More details here, with @HenryBushnell:
nytimes.com/athletic/7409567…
Pittsburgh in win now mode this season.
Pittsburgh Zoo & Aquarium is set to trade gorillas with Boston’s Franklin Park Zoo.
Frankie, Pittsburgh’s 7-year-old male western lowland gorilla, will head to Boston, and in exchange, Boston will send 33-year-old Little Joe the silverback @TribLIVE 🦍
triblive.com/local/regional/…
If everyone questioned everything they saw online like they do on April 1st — the world would be a much better place.
i judge olympic snowboarding tricks strictly by how stoked the announcer is. hell yeah, stomp that landing on the backside switch loopty loop turn style grab.
NYC is forecasted to get 3–16 inches of snow this weekend. And we’re ready.
We’ll issue a Code Blue later today, and outreach workers will ramp up efforts to connect unhoused New Yorkers to safe shelter.
Tomorrow, we'll begin pre-snow treatment, brining highways and major streets. Once the storm hits, @NYCSanitation and city workers will be out around the clock, keeping our city moving.
Austin Hunt retweeted
The Waffle House CEO passed away this week and the No. 1 offensive line recruit in the country leads his team out on the field carrying a Waffle House flag just a few days later.
It doesn’t get any more American than this.
Austin Hunt retweeted
New York City is living in the future!!!
Look at the Mayor announcing the city will now use trash bins instead of dumping their trash on the streets like barbarians.
