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AUSTIN

@AustinBlaylock

I do standup comedy and play VGC

 Bay Area
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Joined October 2009
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Some people call themselves “chaotic” but really just mean they drink coffee in the afternoon
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Just announced Ned Fulmer will be the new host of h3h3
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Never leaving
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My cat:
Noah (@decemberhunting) profile pictureNoah@decemberhuntingOct 15
Nobody talks about the subtly addictive nature of falling asleep on the couch
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brianna@bunnyon1ineOct 13
me and spongebob would laugh so much together
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One day I will own a Stone Island jacket
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Primetime is one of my favorite movies of the year
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I love sandwiches, that's my fucking problem.
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my favorite one that i saw on here was “if this guy was a waiter for a family he’d leave the check in front of the baby.”
goob (@emyboxd) profile picturegoob@emyboxdOct 4
does skyler gisondo know he’s having a moment on twitter right now
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Andrew Ho
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Tenderloin (Japan)
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@redactionOct 3
Japan has this problem called "Toyoko kids". They're basically permanent runaways that become homeless, and they all gather to live outside of this one specific building in Shinjuku to do drugs and prostitute themselves. It's like the Japanese version of Sigil Kult
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(first day teaching at woke university) it's not my job to educate you
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If I designed a microwave I would make all the button beeps have a little reverb
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Sorry for partyrockin
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@nypostSep 25
Gisele Bündchen ended Tom Brady marriage with brutal 3-words that left NFL star heartbroken trib.al/EkUMOy5
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SECRET SQUIRREL VIBES IN THE AREA
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GOT A CODE FOR THE OASIS KNEBWORTH DATES!!!
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Justin Brannan (@JustinBrannan) profile pictureJustin Brannan
@JustinBrannanSep 24
Enjoyed Oasis making the case that the world started falling apart after they broke up. An objectively ridiculous claim that becomes more plausible the longer you think about it.
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Nothing better than cracking open a #FreshBanana... 🍌 Except maybe #Coconuts 😄 #Yep #ImOrangutan 🦧
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Probably the best Raichu artwork ever
🇦🇷 Aleph 🏳️‍🌈 (@El_Aleph87) profile picture🇦🇷 Aleph 🏳️‍🌈@El_Aleph87Sep 19
For years, it was widely believed that Ken Sugimori was in charge of the Bandai Pokémon Carddass artwork, but it was actually @utsuboy Masaya Shiozaki, an illustrator who worked under GAME FREAK's supervision, who was responsible for them!
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How it feels to be telling a good story
max (@Laggiest) profile picturemax@LaggiestSep 15
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The process people gonna go through just to watch oasis in 2027:
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Pokemon Worlds being one of the last full band Ed Sheeran shows is very funny
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