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max

@Laggiest

im a nuclear scientist from the year 2000

 Chicagoland suburban freak
Joined January 2013
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Locked in alien meme
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Happy birthday to this future president.
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Fell in love in a dream again
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Is it better to have loved a false construct created by my brain then destroyed in an instant than to have never loved at all?
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Today is National I Love You Day.
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Purchased.
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They're doing this to me at work tomorrow *Incredibly violent snuff video that has never been seen online before*
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Go see digger
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Digger told me to kill Aaron Sorkin
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David Lynch's "TWIN PEAKS: FIRE WALK WITH ME" (1992)
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My nine games
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Praying GTA 6 has skating
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“Would you like to request voluntary departure, or should I issue a removal order?” The judge asked. “I don’t know,” Angel, 13, replied before bursting into tears. He stared ahead stoically and continued to cry, eventually saying: “I have no one. I have nothing.”
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NEW: In a Texas courtroom Monday, 25 migrant children lined the pews — a 9yo rested her head on the table, a 6yo pretended to fly an airplane, and a 3yo played with the mic. Many in attendance didn't have an attorney — and a 13yo was ordered removed. A look inside, thru sketches.
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i fully believe that kevin gates did start that car battery with his hands
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bill gates sent injection serum to take over into my forearm
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Slime burger
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my new name slime burger
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I used to drink raspberry lemonade while watching game of thrones and pretended it was wine
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DOUBLE YOLK!!!!
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