Space unicorn engineer by day, comedy robot novelist by night. Invented the paperless butter knife. Always 0s and 1s ahead. #Entrepreneur #AIJockey #Ninja
Marina del Rey, California
Joined February 2007
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August Trometer retweeted
A woman was sentenced to nine years for stealing $1.5 million in chicken wings. Her neighbors became suspicious when she filled her swimming pool with ranch.
#sketchschooljokes
August Trometer retweeted
The Checklist podcast by @SecureMac is one of the the launch shows on the new podcast platform from @pandoramusic! Super proud of the entire Checklist crew! /cc @macosken @August @nicholasraba
August Trometer retweeted
Hey remember when Congress did things like pass laws and exercise the power of the purse and serve as an effective check on the other branches? Good times, good times.
August Trometer retweeted
Awesome! I’m taking classes at @westsidecomedy and have been performing for years.
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...how could you not love improv!
August Trometer retweeted
My cousin has 2 tix for the super bowl paid $2500 for each ticket he didnt realize last year it was going to be the day of his wedding. If interested he is looking for someone to take his place. Her name is Lisa Phillips 5'1, about 140lbs, a good cook, She'll be in white dress.
August Trometer retweeted
.@Schwarzenegger has a blunt message for Nazis.
August Trometer retweeted
To avoid any more wire tapping tweets, the White House has issued President Trump an imaginary phone. #FakeWireTappingFacts
@HashFakeFacts
August Trometer retweeted
The producers for Hacksaw Ridge haven't left the theatre and are still in their seats, just in case there's another mistake.
August Trometer retweeted
Imagine a hooligan pouring sugar into the gas tank of an expensive and well-maintained car. Trump is that hooligan. America is that car.
August Trometer retweeted
Dear Twitter: Did you know that 33 Senate seats and EVERY SINGLE US HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES SEAT IS UP IN 2018? 468 seats y'all. Let's go.
