Magic Kingdom expanding their ferry fleet? Disney adding something that doesn’t directly generate revenue? What is this 2019? We are so back.

Okay after looking more into it, the Six Flags - Enchanted Parks deal RULES. I love it. More to come.

I always believed Six Flags selling off some parks would be a net positive for all involved, but something about this gives me a sour feeling. What has EPR done with Darien Lake and Frontier City in the time they’ve owned them? That track record does not inspire confidence.

Universal will have closed two Fast and Furious rides and built from the ground up two brand new ones in the time it’s taken them to make this film lol

Bourne Stuntacular is here for the long haul folks! 🎉

Six Flags delaying a new roller coaster? That’s just another Saturday around these parts.

Oh great. So Animation Courtyard is sticking around for another decade… Must be our lucky day!

New Disney Attraction Cycle - Announce replacement of something beloved - Release concept art that looks like absolute garbanzo beans - Issue a revised concept that actually looks pretty neat - Final product somehow comes out worse than both concepts Will history repeat itself?

Wild to think just a few years ago Wimpy’s would be the Toon Lagoon restaurant closing seasonally. Cat’s out of the bag who the goat is. What a time to be alive as a Wimpy’s believer!

Well folks, an hour and a half into Epic Universe opening day and I’ve ridden everything without express except for BatM. Safe to say all of those crowd experts crying wolf about several hours long lines throughout the park are eating crow right about now.

The race to replace Rip-Ride Rockit might be one of the craziest we’ve ever seen. F&F - Coaster coming to USH Ghostbusters - Entrance at firehouse facade BTTF - Coaster possibly coming to the UK Beetlejuice & Twisters - New films in the works Place your bets folks.

Avoiding Epic Universe spoilers this weekend

Quite literally sink or swim time for the Disney water parks. Let’s see if there’s any gas left in the tank!

Bourne Stuntacular is not going anywhere anytime soon. But… Some food for thought.

- Made with the spare change in Universal’s back pocket - An affront to all things Fast & Furious - Sister attraction closing in Hollywood Clock’s ticking buddy

“Sir, the safety video on Dudley Do-Right has been replaced”

I’m choosing to believe the Invisible Man is on all of this merch, but is just… you know

Universal removed Beetlejuice, Blues Brothers, Apollo 13, and disturbingly EARTHQUAKE from Studios Florida’s entrance music. And yet of all things they added: WaterWorld Interesting