Memer 🤣 Nerd 🤓 Lawyer ⚖ Self-proclaimed “Funniest Lawyer in America” 🇺🇸
Los Angeles, CA
Joined July 2016
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Tell me you have clients who don’t listen to directions without telling me you have clients who don’t listen to directions #lawtwitter #lawyer #LawyerLife @AttorneyProbs @RileeDHarrison
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When you get a snarky email from opposing counsel right before you walk out the door and spend your whole lunch break drafting the equally snarky response in your head. @AttorneyProbs @LawyerIssues
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Client: "You don't have to tell me, I've been through this plenty of times with other lawyers." 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
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AttorneyProblems retweeted
So let me get this straight - we’re supposed to bill 14 hours a day, maintain a social life, get 8 hours of rest, stay in shape, cook and clean for ourselves, and look at memes for 3 hours every day? Okayyyyy
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The worst part of being a litigator is the double spaces at the end of sentences. My muscle memory is not advanced enough to remember two spaces for briefs and one space for texts. And Twitter.
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There is a spirited argument happening on an @AttorneyProbs IG page about: 1 or 2 spaces after the period, the correct font, and italicized or underlined case names. I love and hate lawyers so much at the same time.