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Assistant Problems

@AssistantRants

Special Assistant to the Antichrist

 Washington, DC
Joined March 2013
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@Newsweek15 Apr 2015
It's been 150 years since Lincoln's assassination. Explore his legacy in our special issue: amzn.to/1EhL0CQ
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The Onion
@TheOnion18 Feb 2015
Complete Fucking Idiot Considers Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov Russia’s Most Inventive Orchestrator onion.com/19tSCpR
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Newsweek
@Newsweek30 Jun 2014
PSA: @SCOTUSblog is not #SCOTUS j.mp/1r86RGH
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Post Local
@postlocal1 Oct 2013
Visiting veterans storm the closed WWII memorial wapo.st/19T6YIV
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Just another day in paradise. Minus the paradise.
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Ms. Alter Ego@EviKruSwag17 Jun 2013
Doesn't it suck when you actually have to work for a living?
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DCPostGrad@DCPostGrad10 Apr 2013
And now begins the season of profusely sweating as soon as I go outside #DCproblems
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Lauren Weisberger@LWeisberger15 Mar 2013
Replying to @EW
@EW is revealing the cover for #RevengeWearsPrada this morning! Check it out: shelf-life.ew.com/2013/03/15… What do you think??
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