Assistant Problems

Every night I share my bed with my boyfriend and two dogs; And every night, however shitty the day, I swear I've never been happier.

FOR FUCK'S SAKE. How selfish do you have to be to chose a luxury (sorry, "liberty") that you feel entitled to over greater public safety?!

Summer means backstage at Riverbend in Cincy. Seriously doubting if anything could beat The Script/1R last year

LOL @BrittMcHenry's bitch video. If we're going to start hurling unprovoked insults like high schoolers, let's talk about her hair color.

PSA: Islam is a fundamentally peaceful religion. Don't project your anger about extremist violence towards the entire community. #weareone

Ugh @TWCable_NEO all I want to do is watch grown women make complete fools of themselves on @TheBachelorTV but On Demand won't work. Again.

You couldn't pay ME to use Snapcash. Like LOL nice try, brah.

But no real responsibilities...you'll miss this after college! RT @CommonWhiteGirI: What a great time to be alive xitter.cf/CommonWhiteGirI/status…

You know @diplo was that guy who peaked in high school and can't let it go. What a fucking loser LOL

Re:@KimKardashian's magazine cover- yawn. So bored of that family. #overit

This is why you should triple check copy with legal before a site goes live, people. It's not rocket science.

Oh and I already connected with the major media outlet my dad works for about the @Ticketmaster Tay Swift tix situation. There's a story 😘

I fucking love New York.

Bar or barre? The struggle is real.

If I see one more little high schooler anon complain about school I'm going to punch someone. TRY POST GRAD YOU LAZY BRATS #notbitteratall

Quick rant: The term "pro-abortion" enrages me. Nobody is like "woohoo abortions fuck yeah!" It's pro-CHOICE for a reason. Ignorant ppl ugh

Moving is so much work. The things I go through to get away from my hoodrat neighbors. BYE CHEAP RENT