Dragging @wilhelminapurrr (who’s never consumed any Star Wars media in her life) for my birthday😌
🔥Arson Addams🔥 retweeted
There’s like 3 white dudes who both do porn and pop music and they all think that people don’t like their music because they’re gay or do porn but they can’t accept it’s because their music sucks
this is gold
Lance Oppenheim bribed Robert Pattinson into starring in ‘Primetime’ by sending him the script and 200 canisters of Zyn with a letter saying ‘Dear Chris Han-Zyn’
There was a nationwide Zyn shortage at the time
“Rob was grappling with a Zyn addiction … [when he signed on] it was like LeBron announcing he was going to join the Heat”
(via @vulture)
🔥Arson Addams🔥 retweeted
I JUST SHOVED A NUKE UP MY PUSSY
Bryan Johnson's girlfriend is tracking her own 'nighttime erections' - with a special 'techno tampon' trib.al/UE1hoYX
🔥Arson Addams🔥 retweeted
AMC A-list pays for itself in just two visits…
AMC A-list pays for itself in just two visits…
AMC A-list pays for itself in just two visits…
































