I say words and sometimes they form sentences ~ 26 but eternally 16 ~ fan of several things ~ rt/livetweet heavy so not spoiler free

Alyssa she/her
Joined October 2018
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2013 is about love. Dont kiss people 'ironically' this year. Look at them in the eyes and say "This is real" then press your lips into them.
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nice nature november!!! #umamusume
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They look like they just forced a turnover on MNF
Open Source Intel
@Osint613Oct 18
“Student protest” they said
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I'm not exaggerating, Jeffrey Lurie needs to hire an independent investigator to review the entire decision making process that led to Jalen Hurts not only playing that game in London, but then getting onto a transatlantic flight back. He could have died, heads need to roll.
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can you fuck off
when a band is named "(singer) and the (nouns)"
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i'm making a collection
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we deadass have 19 year old messi posing with a random ass baby which grew up to be lamine yamal and they ended up playing the world cup against eachother 19 years later. most bizarre shit ive ever seen i still cant believe
We’re never gonna normalize these photos
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SOMNIUM FILES -> anagram -> FEMINISM SOUL
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nothing matters but love. please RT.
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Hello, fans of Vinland Saga. Thank you for having fun. Suddenly, Askeladd's birthday was found out. It is October 17th. I'm sorry for the delay in telling you. Have a nice day.
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Rodgers from 08-16 is one of the most complete quarterbacks ever. Arm obviously one of the best this sport will ever see but he was so fucking mobile. Back to back mvps to start the decade were of course great but it doesnt touch this stretch by him at all
Aaron Rodgers was an amazing runner in his athletic peak, top 8 in both QB rush yards and rushing TD’s all time
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This what araragi saw right before meeting kiss shot
customer asked me to call an ambulance like i gaf
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I saw a riamu cosplayer at a con earlier this year and I said "dude I don't see anymore riamu cosplayers why are they dying out" and they hit me with "they were all replaced by kangel cosplayers" and suddenly everything clicked for me
They have finally killed off Riamu . Nobody fucking talks about her. Nobody even recognizes her in this modern age of posing. She is free.
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you hit 25+ and these become your only three emotions
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I’m not a art expert but how did Mona Lisa got more fame than these
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Watching this movie called "Funny Games" this shit is CRAZY.
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> be me > haven’t heard news about your favorite game franchise in like ten years except occasionally canonizing characters’ dick sizes and snake gay > October 14th, 2026
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lil bridget doodle
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