@ApacheCook

Misanthropic Non Practicing Alcoholic Group Home Manager with a taste for Fine whiskey Cheap beer and Punk Rock. Hershal Baumgartner is my spirit guide.

 Tucson, AZ
Joined July 2009
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Thanks to @HardChoicesPod and the wordsmithery of @Meganbobness I now know I am both a huge wife guy, and a forever wowboobs
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Tortellini: When you want to eat ass but all you have is pasta.
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Chicken Funeral was not what I thought I would be doing today, but here I am.
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Went to go clean out the Jeep after the accident, man how did I survive with just a busted knee.
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Set up for us by a family friend gofund.me/932039c0
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Aaron Schmit@theaaronschmit13 Jul 2023
Me in the summer
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You went into eternity July 6th, we laid you to rest July 13th. I headed home to my family but a part of me will always be with you in your earthy bed. I love you daddy.
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Kenzie Knight@Kenzieknightxo8 Jul 2023
Help get me to 10k like and rt. ♡♡♡ If I get to 10k, I'll do a 10k photo shoot next weekend 💋
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FUCK CANCER.
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On colonizer holidays we work.
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42 QT with a pic and your age
Dani Loves Wrestling@DumptruckDani13 Jun 2023
38 😬 QT a pic with your age
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This has @AliceAvizandum energy. tiktok.com/t/ZTRcdyJ7L/
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I long for home
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Seems suspicious
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Having driven through it twice, I am here for all the Ohio Slander
Lions Led By Donkeys Podcast@lions_by2 Jan 2023
🚨NEW EPISODE🚨Joe is joined by @inthesedeserts to talk about the time the CIA attempted to invade Cuba with a few thousand exile rejects before getting bored and leaving them to die on the beach. soundcloud.com/user-79862933…
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There isn't much that the English have made that impresses me much, But Hot Damn they make a fine toasting bread. The Crumb and Density make a damn good Grilled cheese. Baste it with butter and it crisps beautifully.
Civic Duty done.
Or it could be that one who has the skills of a cowboy is evacuating their bowels.
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Zidan Ismail@zidan_yezidi15 Sep 2022
The Yezidis are going into battle for Armenia. #Yezidis #Armenien 🇦🇲
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