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SurviveAnyDisaster retweeted
When David faced Goliath, he didn’t talk about how dangerous Goliath was—he talked about how great God is. Don’t talk fear. Talk faith.
SurviveAnyDisaster retweeted
Tonight we prayed over President Trump. We prayed for his safety, his strength, a unified country, and God's will to be done. 🙏🏼
May God continue to bless Donald Trump
SurviveAnyDisaster retweeted
CORRECTION:
January 6th will be remembered as the smokescreen trap created by the Deep State to cover up a stolen election and remind more than 100 Republican congressmen and women who were about to vote against certifying the election that they are owned by a bureaucrat machine fueled by blackmail and bribery.
January 6ers caught up unknowingly in the trap were viewed as the necessary collateral damage, like innocents killed in the crossfire of war.
The Deep State hates you. They hate America. And they must be defeated, because it may well be the last war we fight.
#Trump2024
SurviveAnyDisaster retweeted
The woman doesn't blink. She's greasing the skids for the steal, and delivers the explanation with slithering ease.
Yesterday we learned Michigan has 500,000 more voter registrations than voters & they won’t fix it until after the election
Today we learn Michigan won’t know election results until the day after election
In 2020 we saw CCTV footage of a van dropping off tens of thousands of ballots at 3 AM with no poll watchers and Biden’s
votes spiked up overnight
We MUST stop the Michigan steal
SurviveAnyDisaster retweeted
She thought it was funny saying it was the wrong rally. They should have been at the Al Smith dinner.
She exposed herself as being Godless in that quip and didn't even care.
She' evil.
SurviveAnyDisaster retweeted
.@GenFlynn “THIS IS THE MAGA BOAT PARADE, LARGEST DOCUMENTED BOAT PARADE IN THE HISTORY OF BOAT PARADES.” 🦅🇺🇸
SurviveAnyDisaster retweeted
The Kamala campaign in 2024 is IDENTICAL to the Kamala Harris campaign in 2020.
The more the public saw her. The more they ran from her.
She's a horrible candidate.
SurviveAnyDisaster retweeted
I just realized that when Trump wins, Kamala will be the one to certify the election.
And she’ll have no recourse to send back the electors because they changed the law to remove that option from the VP.
What a grand finale it will be.
SurviveAnyDisaster retweeted
Leaving North Carolina now. It was really hit hard. People are rightfully disgusted with the White House response. Worst since Katrina. Incredible people!!! xitter.cf/TrumpWarRoom/status/18…
SurviveAnyDisaster retweeted
Rashida Tlaib Uninjured After Her Pager Mysteriously Explodes buff.ly/47s5lHL
SurviveAnyDisaster retweeted
Gallup poll: Favorability Ratings (shift from August)
Donald Trump
Favorable: 46% (+5)
Unfavorable: 53% (-2)
Kamala Harris
Favorable: 44% (-3)
Unfavorable: 54% (+5)
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Among independents
Trump: 44-53 (net: -9)
Harris: 35-60 (-25)
#44 (2.5/3.0) | n=1,007 A | 9/3-15
news.gallup.com/poll/650774/…
SurviveAnyDisaster retweeted
Who was the alleged assassin working with?
Don’t miss my show on Rumble for the story.
Watch here. 👇🏻
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SurviveAnyDisaster retweeted
Thanks to you, and despite being banned by YouTube, my podcast remains one of the most popular in the country.
Thank you very much for your continued support.
If you’re up for it, please follow the podcast here. Thank you! 👇🏻
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SurviveAnyDisaster retweeted
QUESTION: Why was MSNBC filming Trump on his golf course moments before he was shot? How did they know to be there? Who told them? Remember, CNN hadn't covered a Trump rally live until the Butler Rally. Is it weird left-wing media seems to be there every time?
h/t @foundring1