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Check out "American Creepshow - A Comic Style Satire of Modern Day America" - SurviveAnyDisaster.com
BREAKING: Who did the FBI use as Confidential Human Sources at the Capitol Building on January 26, 2021? This guy recorded here and 25 others. "Insurrection!!!" he can be heard shouting repeatedly, as he's waived inside the building, trying to incite the crowd. #SatireNews
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Breaking: David’s slingshot confiscated under new 'safety regulations.' Goliath’s estate pleased. #VictoryInJesus
God doesn’t call the qualified, He qualifies the called. Today’s world calls customer service. #BiblicalCustomerSupport"
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When David faced Goliath, he didn’t talk about how dangerous Goliath was—he talked about how great God is. Don’t talk fear. Talk faith.
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Tonight we prayed over President Trump. We prayed for his safety, his strength, a unified country, and God's will to be done. 🙏🏼
May God continue to bless Donald Trump
Breaking: Moses’ staff confiscated for being a 'dangerous weapon.' #SafetyFirst
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CORRECTION:
January 6th will be remembered as the smokescreen trap created by the Deep State to cover up a stolen election and remind more than 100 Republican congressmen and women who were about to vote against certifying the election that they are owned by a bureaucrat machine fueled by blackmail and bribery.
January 6ers caught up unknowingly in the trap were viewed as the necessary collateral damage, like innocents killed in the crossfire of war.
The Deep State hates you. They hate America. And they must be defeated, because it may well be the last war we fight.
#Trump2024
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The woman doesn't blink. She's greasing the skids for the steal, and delivers the explanation with slithering ease.
Yesterday we learned Michigan has 500,000 more voter registrations than voters & they won’t fix it until after the election
Today we learn Michigan won’t know election results until the day after election
In 2020 we saw CCTV footage of a van dropping off tens of thousands of ballots at 3 AM with no poll watchers and Biden’s
votes spiked up overnight
We MUST stop the Michigan steal
If Goliath was around today, he’d have a blue checkmark and millions of followers. #TrueHeroes
Breaking: Pharaoh’s army drowns in the Red Sea. Twitter asks, 'Did they have life insurance?' #EndTimesHeadlines
Praying is like texting God, except you always get an answer. #DivineConnection
