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@pizzatowerfan92 by the demand of many people, i had realised that i was in the wrong. i would like to formly apologise for making you sad, as well as making aggressive comments against you that may have made you sad, if theres any way to repay the price then i want to do so

Im suddenly getting so much attention after pointing out a person who uses slurs far too easily... Maybe i should start doing this more often?:3 Acc no they'll spam report me if i did

*From the Megaphone 📣* "GUESS WHO'S BACK? BACK AGAIN! IGGY'S BACK! TELL A FRIEND!" "THATS RIGHT YA LADS AND LASSIES YOUR FAVORITE NERDY DORKY KOOPALING WITH THE FLAIR AND THE SPELLS FORCIBLY TOOM YOUR FRIEND'S ACCOUNT FOR PROPAGANDA REASONS! GET READY FOR A REAL IGGY TIME!"

"O! LOOK AT THAT EVERYONE! THE GREEN-FREAK IS ALL RILLED UP AFTER WE FLUNG HIS BOYFRIEND AWAY! LAUGH AT HIS STUPID FACE! WE'RE A WHOLE SHIP AND YOU'RE ONE! UNLESS U WANNA GET BEAT UP, START RUNNING!" *The megaphone taunts, pouring salt from the sudden disappearance of friend.*(+)

"Yoshi..... listen... i was a bit mad. i still really. really lik-" *in that moment he was suddenly grappled with a huge anchor on chains, pulled up up and away, slinged far off somewhere at the snowy hills before he could even finish his line* (+)

[Free To Interact] "Update. Got kicked out from the Koopa Army. apparently someone Snitched on all the interactions i had with the enemies. i knew this would happen but still went with it! at this point i belive it might be over for me. they'll take my X account tomorow too..."

I cant be such a wimp.... i gotta get used to being alone and be a good trooper again! fuck mario and his friends! dunno what even got over me with all this emotionality! KOOPA TROOPA THE ACTUAL TROOPER IS BACK AND CLAIMS NO ONE OF MARIO'S FRIENDS AS MINE NO MORE! SCREW YOU!

*He was at the same place as his valentine fumble. collecting his thoughts* "you really did hit a new low. first the low life koopas, then the girls, the guys, and now even the dinosaurs, what's next? propose to a bug and still get rejected? may aswell be a normal trooper again."

{Was tasked to post another bait} "This wine tastes funny. I feel funny... Was it laced?"

//i belive i should just quit the fucking koopa altogether already, its been too long and no one really wants to see him no more Does anyone want me to play any other fun character? Any other ideas?

im so regretting this already

Whatever, anyone wants to say anything?

{Free Interaction} *The Koopa had decided to go into the woods, relax. try to clear up his thoughts a bit* "The 7th time in a row. 7 day straight of me running around like a freak trynna get anyone at all... Am i being overdramatic? there's probably many like me right now." (+)

Valentines fucking sucked, found no one, laying on the grass right now, open for interactions or something... yall can take my candy box if yall want ig, couldnt give it to anyone

Does anyone want to be my valentine? Oh wait i think the day is almost over by now

The EVIL BALLOONS OF DOOM ARE HERE!!! HELPPLLL