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oh. thats awful

Not a lot of ppl here as i dont have a lot of ppl in my dms. I only ever talk to yoshi or shadow kirby

*From the Megaphone 📣* "GUESS WHO'S BACK? BACK AGAIN! IGGY'S BACK! TELL A FRIEND!" "THATS RIGHT YA LADS AND LASSIES YOUR FAVORITE NERDY DORKY KOOPALING WITH THE FLAIR AND THE SPELLS FORCIBLY TOOM YOUR FRIEND'S ACCOUNT FOR PROPAGANDA REASONS! GET READY FOR A REAL IGGY TIME!"

//its not only doomed! its a switch of muses to this fuckhead

"GAHAHAH! LOOK AT THESE "Lovers!" BLEH! WHAT KINDA KOOPA EVEN FALLS FOR A PESKY DISGUSTING DINOSAUR? ESPECIALLY A ENEMY ONE! HE SHOULD'VE PUT YOSHI IN CHAINS AND IN A CAGE! But whatever, he's off. and IM IN CHARGE NOW!" *you could hear megaphone-like sound.. looking up... oh no*

[Free To Interact] "Update. Got kicked out from the Koopa Army. apparently someone Snitched on all the interactions i had with the enemies. i knew this would happen but still went with it! at this point i belive it might be over for me. they'll take my X account tomorow too..."

I cant be such a wimp.... i gotta get used to being alone and be a good trooper again! fuck mario and his friends! dunno what even got over me with all this emotionality! KOOPA TROOPA THE ACTUAL TROOPER IS BACK AND CLAIMS NO ONE OF MARIO'S FRIENDS AS MINE NO MORE! SCREW YOU!

*He was at the same place as his valentine fumble. collecting his thoughts* "you really did hit a new low. first the low life koopas, then the girls, the guys, and now even the dinosaurs, what's next? propose to a bug and still get rejected? may aswell be a normal trooper again."

ITS TOO FUNNY I CANT

//Koopa: Has the worst possible drama happen to him Oomf: