Stand up comedian, actress, model, alcoholic, socialite, weirdo, and fun enthusiast.
Joined September 2014
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if you’re surrounded by people who don’t believe in you
it’s time to move – at Miami Beach, FL
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Wednesday, May 24th at 8:30pm at @HollywoodImprov one of LA's best comedy shows returns. I'm hosting, and I'm bringing a hell of a lineup with me: @GreyDeLisle, @SaulComedy, @TheFunnyCarmen, @AnneThereSheIs, and @kononalina. A lineup for the ages!
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I'm into masochism. I enjoy paying all these comedy festivals to reject my tight five. – at Enterprise, NV
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The Onion isn't taking any prisoners today.
ALT NEWS IN PHOTOS Supreme Court Votes 5-4 To Throw Beer Bottle At Slut NEWS IN PHOTOS Supreme Court Rules 5-4 To Reopen Japanese Internment Camps NEWS IN PHOTOS Supreme Court Votes 5-4 To Lock Nation’s Toddlers In Hot Cars NEWS IN PHOTOS Supreme Court Votes 5-4 To Drive Slowly Alongside Woman Walking Home Alone At Night NEWS IN PHOTOS Supreme Court Rules 5-4 To Add Jesus Into All Paintings NEWS IN PHOTOS Supreme Court Votes 5-4 To Make It Illegal For Women To Deceive Men With Makeup NEWS IN PHOTOS Supreme Court Rules 5-4 To Baptize Constitution NEWS IN PHOTOS Supreme Court Votes 5-4 To Reclassify Women As Service Animals
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I’m coming w/ @sarahjhalstead @AnneThereSheIs @krisrubioartist @JoeBeltranx + more. Pre-sale discount ends today. To reserve your spot, Venmo $8 to ‘Anne-Flagg’ or Cashapp $RiversideAnne & show proof at the door.
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***THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT TO ME** Donate and share this, spread it PLEASE!!! gofund.me/eab447d2
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People think confidence is sexy, until you go to an open mic and realize that its actually a mental illness
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Pretty sad how much people have been conditioned to believe that not getting crushed by costs of healthcare, housing, education, and low wages is either “radical left politics” or “nice but unrealistic”
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When, on Sept. 11, nearly 3,000 people were killed, we reorganized the entire federal government. We're now losing that many people every three days, and the Senate went home early for Thanksgiving.
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Politicians begging people to stay home without income reminds me of when I got called in for jury duty and told the judge I couldn't afford to take two weeks off of work and he said, "Can't you just ask your parents for money?"
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I was just messing around on my computer and accidentally edited in penises into @realDonaldTrump's tiny hands!
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If someone told me 3 years ago, while I was waitressing to help my family stay afloat, that in a few short years an unhinged President of the United States would be repeatedly saying my name at the 2020 debate, I would’ve brought them some water and told them to sober up.
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Look @realDonaldTrump you’re a TikTok dance now 😂
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Now with 2 Republican members of Judiciary Cmt. out with #covid, Democrats can definitively delay the hearings for Amy Coney Barrett by asking for quorum. All they have to do is not show up. If they can't clear the lowest bar in history, they are the worst political party ever.
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So... you mean to tell us you could‘ve done this the whole time?
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